Bubba Done it again
Sep 17, 2008 | 07:59 PM
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Bubba Done it again
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
Sep 17, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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From: Greenfield, MA
Cliff...that is a riot!!!
Sep 17, 2008 | 08:02 PM
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Good one Cliff......................LMAO
Sep 17, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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From: Southeastern Indiana
This is why you have to start with ugly women while you're young. You get used to it after a while.
They are atleast gratefull for your attention.
Sep 17, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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rangerfan
This is why you have to start with ugly women while you're young. You get used to it after a while.
They are atleast gratefull for your attention.
Not if she thinks she went to bed with Brad Pitt.
Sep 17, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
Good one cliffy
Sep 17, 2008 | 11:56 PM
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From: The Big, Oregon
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UTfball68
What about suing Playboy for carpal tunnel?
Hey, at least you didn't end up with paper cuts-
Sep 18, 2008 | 10:56 AM
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From: The hills of No. Calif.
Will Rogers said it best..."I never went to bed with an ugly woman. Sure woke up with a few..."
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Sep 18, 2008 | 12:13 PM
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I read Playboy for the exact same reason I read Natural Geographic; to see color pictures of places I know I'll never visit........................................
Sep 18, 2008 | 02:20 PM
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From: Wyoming
That was a good one.
Sep 18, 2008 | 09:30 PM
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MichelleF-250
That was a good one.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Sep 18, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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FarmForward
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Ok i'm in over my head again.
Sep 18, 2008 | 09:46 PM
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MichelleF-250
Ok i'm in over my head again.
It's okay... just relax and float for awhile.
Sep 19, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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UTfball68
What about suing Playboy for carpal tunnel?
that would be one big class action suit....
Sep 19, 2008 | 05:30 PM
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What about suing Playboy for carpal tunnel?
Now...that is funny!!!
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They are atleast gratefull for your attention.
