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My parents where traveling through NC. They pull into a gas station and mom heads of to the rest room. in the long hallway she walks toward a large lady. The lady asks "do you know where there is an attendant?" Mom, being a nurse, asks are you alright mam? Becuse she could see she was obviously distressed... the lady stalled then finally told my mom "I ate a bunch of pecans, I didn't know I was allergic to pecans, and I just pooped myself. I need someone to go out to my truck and get the purple suitcase, so I can change my clothes and clean myself up. Well mom not wanted to get bonked on the head and dragged across the country, grabbed my dad and they went out and got the lady's things. The lady tried to pay my mom twenty but she wouldn't take it. So the lady practically shoved it down my moms shirt. all and all had my family rolliing when she told us this weekend. The word pecans just got us all laughing.
Anyhoo there is the story...
Curt you never heard the world famous poop story - with the Navy seals, in Italy?
My parents where traveling through NC. They pull into a gas station and mom heads of to the rest room. in the long hallway she walks toward a large lady. The lady asks "do you know where there is an attendant?" Mom, being a nurse, asks are you alright mam? Becuse she could see she was obviously distressed... the lady stalled then finally told my mom "I ate a bunch of pecans, I didn't know I was allergic to pecans, and I just pooped myself. I need someone to go out to my truck and get the purple suitcase, so I can change my clothes and clean myself up. Well mom not wanted to get bonked on the head and dragged across the country, grabbed my dad and they went out and got the lady's things. The lady tried to pay my mom twenty but she wouldn't take it. So the lady practically shoved it down my moms shirt. all and all had my family rolliing when she told us this weekend. The word pecans just got us all laughing.
Anyhoo there is the story...
Curt you never heard the world famous poop story - with the Navy seals, in Italy?
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