My mom has a new story from thier trip to Ohio... It rivals My poop story ...

Wanna hear it...????????

 

Well... I pretty much have to now... If you don't volunteer it... I will be asking every day for the next month.

 

I am not sure I heard the poop story..

 

u wont offend me, bring it on

 

Oh, what a tease...I haven't heard the poop story either...

 

OK,

My parents where traveling through NC. They pull into a gas station and mom heads of to the rest room. in the long hallway she walks toward a large lady. The lady asks "do you know where there is an attendant?" Mom, being a nurse, asks are you alright mam? Becuse she could see she was obviously distressed... the lady stalled then finally told my mom "I ate a bunch of pecans, I didn't know I was allergic to pecans, and I just pooped myself. I need someone to go out to my truck and get the purple suitcase, so I can change my clothes and clean myself up. Well mom not wanted to get bonked on the head and dragged across the country, grabbed my dad and they went out and got the lady's things. The lady tried to pay my mom twenty but she wouldn't take it. So the lady practically shoved it down my moms shirt. all and all had my family rolliing when she told us this weekend. The word pecans just got us all laughing.

Anyhoo there is the story...

Curt you never heard the world famous poop story - with the Navy seals, in Italy?

 

The other poop story you have to hear in person...

 

I don't think I have. maybe once you start to tell me it will come back to me.

 

well, I didn't like pecans before, but now I think I will avoid them like the plague.

 

Pecan pie anyone. This story gives it a whole new meaning. LOL

 

wow, and here I though the navy seal poop story was good lol. Next time we go up to see your folks I will have to bring a bag of pecans lol.

 

remind me to never ask you about the poop story again. for that matter, I shouldn't ask you about the pecan story again either.. LOL!!!

 

now im craving pecans, and pistachios!

 

NUTS! There goes the Depends.

 

ROFL