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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:37 PM
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Unlucky Night

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake'?
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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Dude, thats just wrong!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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What are they doing living in Seattle now? tell them layed out 100 sayes hello and that I sure do miss those cookies the mom makes. Oh yea she will bake you some too after the third sportsman's double.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 05:21 PM
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Good one man!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 05:48 PM
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good one. I'm laughing so hard I have tears now!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:07 PM
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lol, that's pretty funny stuff
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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I read that one in a Playboy one time. Sick stuff.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 09:28 PM
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Dude, thats just wrong!

kinda what i was thinking
 
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funny chit right there
 
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Old Aug 15, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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Dude I hope you drank enough for that. Hope you had fun also.
 
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