Unlucky Night
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Unlucky Night
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake'?
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake'?
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What are they doing living in Seattle now? tell them layed out 100 sayes hello and that I sure do miss those cookies the mom makes. Oh yea she will bake you some too after the third sportsman's double.
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