Today we went out and bought our 3 y/o a slip and slide because she loves playing in the water and being outside (figured how can we go wrong here?) After having a miserably failed day with the truck today (long story) I went out and set up the slip and slide. Naturally, Alyssa was scared to do it. Mom tried to show her what the plan was... no luck. So Dad (me), after being pizzed off all afternoon and drinking 3 beers, decided to take control of the situation. Keep in mind, we live on a somewhat busy road (for where we live) and have 2 neighbors across the street and one next door.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom decides to show Alyssa how to slip and slide. So, I set down my beer so as not to spill it, pulled my shirt off, kicked off my shoes and socks, and took my pants off right in the front yard. I then proceeded to do a little warm-up ritual, took a few running steps and slid across the slip and slide in my skivvies. As if once wasn't good enough, I went back and did it all again.
In case you are wondering, no Alyssa still didn't want to play on the slip and slide, and now the neighbors are wondering WTF I was doing standing in my front yard in my skivvies completely soaked.
If this didn't make you laugh, please drink more beer and read it again later

 

NICE, LOL, you taught your neighbors something , live life, have fun.....

 

HA HA HA! Thats why I'm glad I dont have neighbors! Less explaining that way. Tomorrow will be better Chase.

 

I kept waiting for the part in the story where your skivvies fall off...oh wait...that is my story !

 

Dude, you kick ***.

Leave the Slip N Slide set up and out there. I bet that Alyssa tries it out pretty soon.

 

Nope the skivvies stayed on Now you've got me wondering what your story is...
BTW- "the dude abides"

 

2 dogs and a cat. We'll get the neighbor kids over here tomorrow and try again.

 

Get any pictures? I'm sure the ladies out there would like to see, and us guys could compare our beer guts to yours.

 

I don't want the ladies to puke, and my beer gut still has some growing to do (working on it as we speak).

 

Totally depends on the type of skivvies. Wet boxers and beer gut I can handle, wet tighty whiteys I cannot handle, regardless of the beer gut situation. lol.

FYI, a little bit of a belly on a guy is a good thing.

Chase way to go on teaching everyone how to slip and slide. I'm sure you had some elderly female neighbors who didn't mind the display. I used to be really good at the slip and slide...not so sure I would be anymore...i'd need a few more of these margaritas.

 

Definitely no tighty whiteys in my drawer! But I have been known to don a Speedo from time to time...
































Really I'm only kidding. And like I said, still working on the beer belly (I've always been a skinny ****, I can't help it).

 

ya know, I'm not so sure about the Speedo...

It would have to be a Borat speedo. Any of you who don't know what that is, google "borat bathing suit" under google images. It's a little too showy for this website.

 

Us Cave Junction dudes always new you Lakeview boys were a little nutty.

 

For the record, I have never worn a Speedo... at my own will. I've been known to take some crazy dares though...

 

on my 18th b-day i started the night off with 5 long island ice teas...and finished off the night with a full keg of beer..not sure how this happend..but i woke up the next day with a pink see though nighty on...if that wasnt bad enough..my Mom has pix......