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From: Brinklow Md
Totally depends on the type of skivvies. Wet boxers and beer gut I can handle, wet tighty whiteys I cannot handle, regardless of the beer gut situation. lol.
FYI, a little bit of a belly on a guy is a good thing.
Chase way to go on teaching everyone how to slip and slide. I'm sure you had some elderly female neighbors who didn't mind the display. I used to be really good at the slip and slide...not so sure I would be anymore...i'd need a few more of these margaritas.
FYI, a little bit of a belly on a guy is a good thing.
Chase way to go on teaching everyone how to slip and slide. I'm sure you had some elderly female neighbors who didn't mind the display. I used to be really good at the slip and slide...not so sure I would be anymore...i'd need a few more of these margaritas.
reps are coming your way cuz thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while.Thats exactly what I was thinkin when Jason said that.
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I think of speedo's kind of like Karaoke. I have too much respect for my fellow citizens, and too little singing talent to inflict my voice on them. I am not too shy to do it, but a "mans got to know his limitations". I think the same thing applies to the speedo. I know I would be a bit too hairy and too sloppy for most of humankind's consumption, so I opt out.
Like Kris said...liken it to a squirrel trying to escape a bag of peanuts. What cracked me up about this was the hairy AND sloppy. If sloppy doesn't refer to hairy, since the hairy part was already addressed, what does sloppy refer to?
I for one think speedos should be illegal. Even hot guys don't look good in speedos. It's not an appealing look..and when the water is cold, everyone can tell.
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No it was only on our face. We had been playing drinking games and were quite over the edge by the end of the night. We went to breakfast the next morning and couldn't figure out why the waitresses kept looking at us so funny... once the coffee started kicking in we realized what was going on. Good times with good friends 
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Never woke up with a strange outfit on (at least, one I didn't remember putting on the night before)
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Some girlfriends and I went to an ihop back a few years ago, and had pancakes at like 3 or 4 in the morning. We were so far gone we couldn't figure out how to tally up the bill.
Never woke up with a strange outfit on (at least, one I didn't remember putting on the night before)
Never woke up with a strange outfit on (at least, one I didn't remember putting on the night before)
I try not to do that stuff anymore... most times I succeed.
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Been working through the weekend and been missing out on all of this. I'd have to say I been in a few strange situations myself from drinking. One of the worst was falling out in the floor at my boss' house, drunk as a fart! It was at a christmas party that started at work and ended up there. The party "officially" started at lunch, but we figured why not get a early start. It ended... I'm guessing at around 10pm at his house. They said I was standing there perfectly(not quite perfectly, but standing) fine and all of a sudden just FLOP! Bouncing my head off the table and the chairs as I made my way the floor! I did get right back up though and never spilled a drop of my drink(cant remember if it was beer or liquor). Not that this all that bad(there has been worse) but it happened at my boss' house with quite a few co-workers. So now whenever they announce the X-mas party everybody asks if I gonna be drinking......NOPE! Thats what a whole lotta beer and some Crown Royal will do for ya. Heck I think there may have even been some wine in there! and I KNEW BETTER!
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I've never had that happen to me Lee, but I have had a few drinks jump out of my hand when I've been partaking in the alcohol just a little too much. I'll just be standing there and next thing you know BAM! drink on the floor. Luckily the cup is either close to empty, or in a few rare circumstances has landed flat on the bottom and not spilled!
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