How's this for mileage?
Jul 19, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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From: Rogue River, OR
How's this for mileage?
Subject: Happy Hour Statistics
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles in one year.
Another study found Americans drink,
on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be American.
Rog
Jul 19, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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From: Kearney, Nebr
Haha good kind Kawa. However, I think my mileage is a little worse than that...
Jul 20, 2008 | 08:40 AM
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From: Ashland City, TN
****. i drink like 22 gallons a month.
Jul 20, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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From: Rogue River, OR
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****. i drink like 22 gallons a month.
Well, there goes your mileage. Instead of the right foot causing the problem your's seems to be the right arm.
Rog
Jul 20, 2008 | 03:37 PM
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From: Ashland City, TN
I'm armbadextrious, and sometimes known to go ***** out and go double fisted.
It's more weight lifting then anything.
I'm either bent over with a sheep, or stood up with a beer.
Somethings gotta work. *shrugs*
Jul 20, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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From: Silver Lake Dunes, MI
I am an alternative fuel vehicle. I run on Ice Cream and Pizza! But I don't walk much so all that energy is transfered to my battery (my gut) for later expenditure!(yeah right its there to stay!)
Jul 20, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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From: Ashland City, TN
Permanent holding tank.
Like where you dump your old oil you have no use for.
Occasionally you use some though, cause you have to oil wash some old boards or something to keep them from rotting.
Jul 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM
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From: Grass Valley, CA
Nice one Rog!
I too doubt i get that good of mileage however... lol
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Talyn
I'm either bent over with a sheep
Whoa, talyn... TMI LOL
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Jul 21, 2008 | 11:50 AM
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From: Ashland City, TN
now now now.
i didn't say i was bending a sheep over.
I said i was bent over with sheep.
You do understand that i sheer sheep for a living, this requires me to be at a 90d all day long while the sheep is in between my legs?
Jul 21, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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From: Grass Valley, CA
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this requires me to be at a 90d all day long while the sheep is in between my legs?
LMAO i think that might be worse!
Jk just messin with you.
I take it you own/run a ranch?
Jul 21, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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From: Raleigh, NC
Yeah, I would say I get considerably less mileage. lol
Jul 22, 2008 | 07:10 AM
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From: Ashland City, TN
Read my signature buddy. =)