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Old Jul 19, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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How's this for mileage?

Subject: Happy Hour Statistics

A recent study found the average American walks
about 900 miles in one year.

Another study found Americans drink,

on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get

about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be American.



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Old Jul 19, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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Haha good kind Kawa. However, I think my mileage is a little worse than that...
 
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 08:40 AM
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****. i drink like 22 gallons a month.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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****. i drink like 22 gallons a month.
Well, there goes your mileage. Instead of the right foot causing the problem your's seems to be the right arm.
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 03:37 PM
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I'm armbadextrious, and sometimes known to go ***** out and go double fisted.

It's more weight lifting then anything.

I'm either bent over with a sheep, or stood up with a beer.
Somethings gotta work. *shrugs*
 
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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I am an alternative fuel vehicle. I run on Ice Cream and Pizza! But I don't walk much so all that energy is transfered to my battery (my gut) for later expenditure!(yeah right its there to stay!)
 
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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Permanent holding tank.

Like where you dump your old oil you have no use for.
Occasionally you use some though, cause you have to oil wash some old boards or something to keep them from rotting.
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM
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Nice one Rog!
I too doubt i get that good of mileage however... lol


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I'm either bent over with a sheep
Whoa, talyn... TMI LOL
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 11:50 AM
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now now now.
i didn't say i was bending a sheep over.
I said i was bent over with sheep.

You do understand that i sheer sheep for a living, this requires me to be at a 90d all day long while the sheep is in between my legs?
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Talyn
this requires me to be at a 90d all day long while the sheep is in between my legs?
LMAO i think that might be worse!
Jk just messin with you.
I take it you own/run a ranch?
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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Yeah, I would say I get considerably less mileage. lol
 
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Old Jul 22, 2008 | 07:10 AM
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Read my signature buddy. =)
 
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