O/T v-3
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From: Kamloops
Pain shared is pain divided. It does feel good to let off steam by writing chit down sometimes. Feels even better twisting "pencil neck geek women abusers" into pretzels though. 275lbs,.. sounds like he might just want to stay in the clink.
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From: Slatington, PA
Found this over in the super duty forum. What a sad waste of a 7.3 cc truck. eBay Motors: Ford : F-350 (item 190235951204 end time Jul-30-08 23:33:01 PDT)
Its the funniest and stupidest looking truck at the same time. You'd think that they woulda put some bigger tires on it at least, especially since they want $200k (yes, 200) for it.
Its the funniest and stupidest looking truck at the same time. You'd think that they woulda put some bigger tires on it at least, especially since they want $200k (yes, 200) for it.
Master of Strokes
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From: CA
Found this over in the super duty forum. What a sad waste of a 7.3 cc truck. eBay Motors: Ford : F-350 (item 190235951204 end time Jul-30-08 23:33:01 PDT)
Its the funniest and stupidest looking truck at the same time. You'd think that they woulda put some bigger tires on it at least, especially since they want $200k (yes, 200) for it.
Its the funniest and stupidest looking truck at the same time. You'd think that they woulda put some bigger tires on it at least, especially since they want $200k (yes, 200) for it.
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From: Cabot, Arkansas
I doubt if they'll volunteer Cris....but it can't hurt to ask 
I don't normally post jokes......but this one cracked me up.
On my way to shop at Wal-mart. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind.
Wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood...And then I rear-ended a car.
So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car..and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the frickin' fight started...
I don't normally post jokes......but this one cracked me up.
On my way to shop at Wal-mart. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind.
Wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood...And then I rear-ended a car.
So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car..and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the frickin' fight started...
Hook it, I'll pull it.
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From: Grand Lake, La.
That was funny Scott.
I agree about that truck. I wonder what they could do to make it ugler.
I agree about that truck. I wonder what they could do to make it ugler.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
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From: Indianapolis
Great post Nick! Those planes are pretty cool! We actually get a lot of fires on Camp Pendleton from unit training with .50 cal tracers into dry brush. We get those big friggin house mover helos to dump water on them.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
This reminds me of another story I could tell that goes with my, been there, done that, with just about anything in life. It goes back to probably before you were born and ITR used to be at Onefre. Is it still? But it involves a hillside fire, boredom and dumpling the powder out of 30 caliper blanks. Also caught, cooked, and ate a Rattlesnake that same day. Different fire though.....LOL. That's all y'all going here about this one though. But did you get my mousetrap trick from the old OT thread?
Master of Strokes
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From: CA
This reminds me of another story I could tell that goes with my, been there, done that, with just about anything in life. It goes back to probably before you were born and ITR used to be at Onefre. Is it still? But it involves a hillside fire, boredom and dumpling the powder out of 30 caliper blanks. Also caught, cooked, and ate a Rattlesnake that same day. Different fire though.....LOL. That's all y'all going here about this one though. But did you get my mousetrap trick from the old OT thread?
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Those worthless creatures referred to as cats can and do, do a lot of damage to vehicles. So, if you have a problem. Scatter a half dozen or so mousetraps on the flat surface of your truck or car after you're finished using it for the day. It only takes once, and that same damn cat will never get back on that vehicle. You really should go back and look at that post cuz it was entertaining to say the least.