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In the middle of winter Sandy 4Wheeler a 5'6 redhead was driving down Deully lane in her 78 Ford F-250 4x4 when a 88 Honda Civic pulls up beside and wants a race. "Pinkslips or just kicks?" replied Sandy. "Your on," replied the 16 year old. Being a smart women Sandy puts the truck in 4x4. The light goes green...
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...who pull over in their Ford Crown Victoria to check out the fine Ford Truck, while the honda starts spinning down an embankment and lands ...
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 21-Nov-02 AT 03:20 PM (EST)]Sandy and the cop hear the crash and race to the scene. The Honda and its driver are both gonners. The driver of the 4x4 is not charged because the accident was the Honda's fault. He is pretty angry, though, because the Honda scratched his tire. Sandy's glad it wasn't her tire that got the scratch.
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 21-Nov-02 AT 05:29 PM (EST)]back to the first post.....
and the honda farts, and the 4x4 shizzzzz's
or it could go......
The honda dumps the clutch, drops the tranny, and the Ford does the same but smokes all 4, takes off in a cloud of smoke, the honda gets out to push, can't see due to the smoke, pushes it off and embankment listens to it go tumbling down the hill, calls the police, and they call the tow truck company, and it's sandy who was on her way to work who comes back and pulls the honda back up the embankment in her new PSD tow truck.
(first one is funnier)
-Josh
and the honda farts, and the 4x4 shizzzzz's
or it could go......
The honda dumps the clutch, drops the tranny, and the Ford does the same but smokes all 4, takes off in a cloud of smoke, the honda gets out to push, can't see due to the smoke, pushes it off and embankment listens to it go tumbling down the hill, calls the police, and they call the tow truck company, and it's sandy who was on her way to work who comes back and pulls the honda back up the embankment in her new PSD tow truck.
(first one is funnier)
-Josh
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