NE June B/S Thread Part 2
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From: EDGEWOOD
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
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No...I'm afraid that it's still going on. I'm not a big fan...grown men running around in their underwear just doesn't do it for me. But...that being said...I have to jump on the opportunity to root for the home team...they haven't been very good for a looooooong time.
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Hey Rob, I had the same problem, couldn't get logged in til after 11.But, they think they've found the problem, and are trying to fix it now.
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From: Omaha/Elkhorn, NE
Root for the home team....and harrass the california guys, I see!!
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From: Kasson, Minnesota
Good Early Morning Nebraska. Hope all is well.
Ken, I'm rooting for the Celtics also. You are right, they haven't been good in a long time. I don't care for the Timberwolves much, so I'm glad K.G. is doing some good on a good team. I think they deserve it. What a comeback the other night.
Ken, I'm rooting for the Celtics also. You are right, they haven't been good in a long time. I don't care for the Timberwolves much, so I'm glad K.G. is doing some good on a good team. I think they deserve it. What a comeback the other night.
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Afternoon all. Got the Mustang home today, should start working on it tomorrow. Went to the all Ford show in Benson, there were some really nice cars there, and a couple of nice trucks. Did hand out some flyers to a couple of guys, so maybe we'll see a few show up here! Have a good day all!
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From: Greenfield, MA
Good Early Morning Nebraska. Hope all is well.
Ken, I'm rooting for the Celtics also. You are right, they haven't been good in a long time. I don't care for the Timberwolves much, so I'm glad K.G. is doing some good on a good team. I think they deserve it. What a comeback the other night.
Ken, I'm rooting for the Celtics also. You are right, they haven't been good in a long time. I don't care for the Timberwolves much, so I'm glad K.G. is doing some good on a good team. I think they deserve it. What a comeback the other night.
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From: Greenfield, MA
Yes indeed...I have to razz the Left Coasters...they're taking it good naturedly...the way it is intended. A great bunch of stand up guys. Some folks take things way too seriously in a lot of the threads.
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From: Kearney, Nebraska
Hello all - Hope all you Dads had a good Fathers day and had fun. I spent the weekend rebuilding the pillars on my front porch. I only got one done 
but now that I know what I am doing I should be able to get the other 4 knocked out in another weekend. I hate working on stuff like this because I would rather be working on my 56 but have to get this one home project done before Cruise Nite.
but now that I know what I am doing I should be able to get the other 4 knocked out in another weekend. I hate working on stuff like this because I would rather be working on my 56 but have to get this one home project done before Cruise Nite.
