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Old May 30, 2008 | 08:42 AM
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What is your comparrison???

Hi Everyone,
I'm sure that all of you have at one time or another seen those lists on signs and T-shirts that give reasons why your beer or your dog or you favorite object is better than a woman. I thought it might be a fun weekend post to see how many you folks could come up with. I realize that there are gals out there too so there is no need this should be one sided. I bet you can come up with a few from your perspective.

I'll start off with a few and let's see where this goes.

An old truck is better that a woman because:

It won't get mad if you drive another truck.

You don't need a lawyer to trade up.

It won't get mad if you are gone for days.

It doesn't complain about the clothes you wear.

You can lock it up in the garage for weks at a time.


OK, I think you get the idea. Now let's see how many you can come up with.

Later ...
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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Oh - Did you step in it, and I'm not talking about the Rose Garden.
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Old May 30, 2008 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 4tl8ford
Oh - Did you step in it, and I'm not talking about the Rose Garden.
Quickly he turned, Quickly he fled, runaway, runaway----------------
No Guts... No Glory.

Hey, it's all in fun man. Don't take life so seriously, you just die in the end...
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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when i get tired of the old one i can trade it in for a newer model that aint sagging in the butt etc. without a divorce . oooooppppppssss it's a joke ladies !!!!!
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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Now you're gettin' it...

Originally Posted by 55 f350
when i get tired of the old one i can trade it in for a newer model that aint sagging in the butt etc. without a divorce . oooooppppppssss it's a joke ladies !!!!!

Ah... Finally a man with a sense of humor.
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 11:06 AM
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It doesn't always win when you argue. (yeh, I talk to my pickup)

It can't change the radio station.


OK you girls ...... speak up
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 12:51 PM
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Ok I'll Play!

Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.

$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!

A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!

I'd die to have a 9" rear end!

There's more but this is a family site!

MEN - HUH!

Julllls
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 9299Fords

OK you girls ...... speak up

Yeah, they might as well get their digs in too.
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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Alright !!!

Originally Posted by Julies Cool F1
Ok I'll Play!

Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.

$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!

A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!

I'd die to have a 9" rear end!

There's more but this is a family site!

MEN - HUH!

Julllls
Way to go Julie, you might as well get in on the fun too.
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 03:43 PM
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Dog jokes are ok??...
If your ever wondering why they call a Dog , mans best friend ,try this test...On a hot humid day, lock your wife..and your dog in the trunk together...come back in 20 min...which one's happy to see ya??....
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by cmoritz
Dog jokes are ok??...
If your ever wondering why they call a Dog , mans best friend ,try this test...On a hot humid day, lock your wife..and your dog in the trunk together...come back in 20 min...which one's happy to see ya??....
Ok I can play...this is my favorite dog joke

If your wife is at the front door yelling for you to open it......
and your dog is at the back door barking to be let in......
Which one do you let in first?
The dog cause he will shut up when he gets in
 
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Old May 30, 2008 | 05:55 PM
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Back to trucks...

Originally Posted by sparky
Ok I can play...this is my favorite dog joke

If your wife is at the front door yelling for you to open it......
and your dog is at the back door barking to be let in......
Which one do you let in first?
The dog cause he will shut up when he gets in
But do you put the truck in the garage before you let the dog in?
I know, have the wife put the truck away while you let the dog in.

A wife is a terrible thing... to waste. Use your wife wisely.

My wife said one more truck and she is leaving... I'm gonna miss her.
 
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