What is your comparrison???
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What is your comparrison???
Hi Everyone,
I'm sure that all of you have at one time or another seen those lists on signs and T-shirts that give reasons why your beer or your dog or you favorite object is better than a woman. I thought it might be a fun weekend post to see how many you folks could come up with. I realize that there are gals out there too so there is no need this should be one sided. I bet you can come up with a few from your perspective.
I'll start off with a few and let's see where this goes.
An old truck is better that a woman because:
It won't get mad if you drive another truck.
You don't need a lawyer to trade up.
It won't get mad if you are gone for days.
It doesn't complain about the clothes you wear.
You can lock it up in the garage for weks at a time.
OK, I think you get the idea. Now let's see how many you can come up with.
Later ...
I'm sure that all of you have at one time or another seen those lists on signs and T-shirts that give reasons why your beer or your dog or you favorite object is better than a woman. I thought it might be a fun weekend post to see how many you folks could come up with. I realize that there are gals out there too so there is no need this should be one sided. I bet you can come up with a few from your perspective.
I'll start off with a few and let's see where this goes.
An old truck is better that a woman because:
It won't get mad if you drive another truck.
You don't need a lawyer to trade up.
It won't get mad if you are gone for days.
It doesn't complain about the clothes you wear.
You can lock it up in the garage for weks at a time.
OK, I think you get the idea. Now let's see how many you can come up with.
Later ...
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Hey, it's all in fun man. Don't take life so seriously, you just die in the end...
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Now you're gettin' it...
Ah... Finally a man with a sense of humor.
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Ok I'll Play!
Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.
$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!
A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!
I'd die to have a 9" rear end!
There's more but this is a family site!
MEN - HUH!
Julllls
Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.
$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!
A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!
I'd die to have a 9" rear end!
There's more but this is a family site!
MEN - HUH!
Julllls
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Alright !!!
Ok I'll Play!
Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.
$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!
A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!
I'd die to have a 9" rear end!
There's more but this is a family site!
MEN - HUH!
Julllls
Because new shoes are made by Rabestos, not Oscar de la Renta and are priced accordingly.
$100 will feed the truck for a week (subject to change), not just an evening!
A truck that whines actually gets MORE attention!
I'd die to have a 9" rear end!
There's more but this is a family site!
MEN - HUH!
Julllls
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Dog jokes are ok??...
If your ever wondering why they call a Dog , mans best friend ,try this test...On a hot humid day, lock your wife..and your dog in the trunk together...come back in 20 min...which one's happy to see ya??....
If your ever wondering why they call a Dog , mans best friend ,try this test...On a hot humid day, lock your wife..and your dog in the trunk together...come back in 20 min...which one's happy to see ya??....
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If your wife is at the front door yelling for you to open it......
and your dog is at the back door barking to be let in......
Which one do you let in first?
The dog cause he will shut up when he gets in
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Back to trucks...
I know, have the wife put the truck away while you let the dog in.
A wife is a terrible thing... to waste. Use your wife wisely.
My wife said one more truck and she is leaving... I'm gonna miss her.