Story Time III
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Betty May turns into her local ford dealer. She is looking for a new vehicle because her current is on its last legs. She walks in the door when...
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All of the sudden two men walk up to her wearing chevy emblems around their necks like Mr. T would. They obviously came from the wrong side of the tracks where the Chev^ dealership (if thats what you want to call it) is located. She didn't pay any attention to them and walked to the new F-350 SRW V10 that was sitting in the showroom but they...
2001 F-250SD XLT V10 auto supercab SB, "The Green Machine"
1988 F-250HD XLT Lariat 7.3IDI 4x4 c-6 supercab longbed
"The 7.3 liter che^y eater"
FOR SALE
1972 F-100 Ranger 390 4speed 4x4 My project a.k.a. "The Black Hole"
1971 F-250 360 4speed, The other half of my project, "Parts"
1971 F-250 360 4 speed 4x4 highboy, "The blue ox"
2001 F-250SD XLT V10 auto supercab SB, "The Green Machine"
1988 F-250HD XLT Lariat 7.3IDI 4x4 c-6 supercab longbed
"The 7.3 liter che^y eater"
FOR SALE
1972 F-100 Ranger 390 4speed 4x4 My project a.k.a. "The Black Hole"
1971 F-250 360 4speed, The other half of my project, "Parts"
1971 F-250 360 4 speed 4x4 highboy, "The blue ox"
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Continued to follow her. As she reached the SD, she looked in awe at its brute strength. At that moment she's confronted by more opposition. Rev. Treehugger who'd been protesting out in front of the dealership came over to her and said "If you buy this truck, you are making a deal with the devil. Let me show you this nice Toyota Hybrid that I drove here." Meanwhile, the Ch**y salesman are on the floor laughing at this site. At this point, the manager comes out to see what all the comotion is about...
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As the Manager comes out hes sees the 2 gentlemen wearing their Chevy Chains lying on the floor and just figures that they had trouble walking do to there lack of common sense. Since the V10 was a long box the manager and Betty May load the Toyota Hybrid in the box and ask Rev. Treehugger to get in the back seat...
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They run over the 2 Chevy guys with the V-10 truck on their way out to the lake. Once they arrive at the secluded lake, they take the Hybrid out of the truck bed. The dealer walks up to the Rev. with a grin on his face...
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,...and a jug of gas in his hand. He coats the hybrid with a new layer of gas and lights a stoggie as the reverend begans yelling with his hands up high praising God for his dileverance from the smog people...
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It starts to rain so they start up the truck and are heading to the nearest cliff when...
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...the chain they were pulling the yota with rips the front axle right away from the frame and the car starts sliding nose first down a steep enbankment, it hits a large rock that pushes the .8 liter engine back through the rest of the car. the tin can rolls end over end down the mountain side, being pounded relentlessly by various rocks and trees all the way to the bottom. it never went up in flames, no sir reebob, didn't got no atmospheric pollutin petroleum in it to be combustible. as the little car came to a rest at the bottom of the hill...
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a huge bolder landed on it.several minutes before a lightning bolt stuck the mountain knocking loose a boulder. The Rev was not pleased. They headed back to town...
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