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From: Chino Valley, Arizona
you keep calling me that and I will have to live up to it. I only took this job for all the money and benifits.
Originally Posted by kermmydog
Welcome aboard sand1. Hope you check into the Chapter from time to time. We are trying to get started again. We have a great new leader.
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From: SpringHill,Fl
Welcome to Az, Sand1 ! I'm glad you decided to join us!
benefits and a paycheck? noone mentioned that during the elections!!
heres a joke for you Bill W
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his Gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a
big tank Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the
tank, dip in Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them Into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
She burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
haha! Mark
benefits and a paycheck? noone mentioned that during the elections!!
heres a joke for you Bill W
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his Gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a
big tank Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the
tank, dip in Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them Into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
She burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
haha! Mark
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Joined: May 2007
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From: Flagstaff, Arizona
Welcome to the chapter Sand1.....here's another joke:
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. '
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I 'm getting a little concerned.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours.'
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. '
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I 'm getting a little concerned.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours.'
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