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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:16 PM
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Wink Instant justice

In Miami Dade county a guy breaking into a car on the miccosukee resort
and casino, He was spotted by police. He started running and his choice
for his getaway was by water!! He jumped in the retention pond and he
got away alright, The Tribal police divers found him the next day with
alligator bite marks across his chest, He was dead!! Talk about instant
justice, It was the first gator attack this year. Moral of the story don't
mess around on indian property and be suprised when brother gator bites
your a$$!! Or maybe Florida waterways are not the best getaway route
especially at night (night=feeding time)
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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only water i jump into in florida, comes via a pool.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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they killed the gator also.

i thought the gator should have gotten a medal.

but not the brightest star in the sky for sure, never jump into "any ole water" in florida.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by freirefishing
only water i jump into in florida, comes via a pool.

My brother in law used to live in Boca Raton.

Shortly after moving into his home, he went outside to take a dip in his pool.

He stopped short. . . and didn't dive in.






There was a 7 ft. long gator in his pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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they killed the gator also.

i thought the gator should have gotten a medal.
well they probably had a few indians missing and they probably figured out where they went.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger
My brother in law used to live in Boca Raton.

Shortly after moving into his home, he went outside to take a dip in his pool.

He stopped short. . . and didn't dive in.






There was a 7 ft. long gator in his pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i would have s*** a brick
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger
My brother in law used to live in Boca Raton.

Shortly after moving into his home, he went outside to take a dip in his pool.

He stopped short. . . and didn't dive in.






There was a 7 ft. long gator in his pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can a gator climb a fence?......
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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Can a gator climb a fence?......

The 'gator went under his fence, from how he described it.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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Well....So much for my "fence around the pool area to keep out the gators" idea.....
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cmpd1781
Well....So much for my "fence around the pool area to keep out the gators" idea.....

My B-I-L had a chain link fence around his pool when he first moved into his house.

After the 'gator incident', he had another fence and screen (looked like window screen) put around his patio area where the pool was.

We visited him in 2000 and I'd never seen (in person) a screened in area like that, before. The top of the area (ceiling) was also screened.
He claimed that a LOT of the houses down there had patio areas like that.
(I dunno???????????)

He said that the screen was because of mosquitos, etc.
(I'm sure that the chain link around the bottom of the screened in area wasn't for mosquitos, though!)
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger
We visited him in 2000 and I'd never seen (in person) a screened in area like that, before. The top of the area (ceiling) was also screened.
He claimed that a LOT of the houses down there had patio areas like that.
(I dunno???????????)

He said that the screen was because of mosquitos, etc.
(I'm sure that the chain link around the bottom of the screened in area wasn't for mosquitos, though!)
yeah there called screen enclosures, very popular here, my father has one. for insurance purposes if you have a pool, you have to have a 4ft fence completely surrounding property or a screened in enclosure.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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i hope the only reason they killed the aligator was to clone him so they could bag more of the people like that thief
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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i hope the only reason they killed the aligator was to clone him so they could bag more of the people like that thief
no.....it was the special of the night at the buffett
 
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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no.....it was the special of the night at the buffett
lol, or wasn't it because they ran out of Gatorskin boots at the resort gift shop?

I totally agree with bf250. ( that's twice today )Bury that Gator with a medal...
 

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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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and here I thought the Moral of the story is " Never Insult an alligator until you all the way across the swamp"
 
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