1. Gas and diesel are almost as high as milk.
2. Invent an engine that performs just as good as gas or diesel and runs off of
milk.
3. Buy a cow.
4. Cow keeps the yard cut.
5. Cow fertilizes the yard.
6. Cow provides the fuel.
7. Milk ol' Bessie in the morning and fuel up; not enough fuel?
8. Buy another cow or two, (depending on how much grazin' land ya' have).
9. Grass stays greener.
10. Grass always freshly trimmed.
11. Might keep so many people from comin' up to the door and tryin' to sell
ya' somethin'.
12. Neighbors will keep the "youngins" outta yer yard.
13. If Bessie's production starts runnin' low.....Got BEEF?
14. If not, have Bessie processed.
15. Buy another cow.
16. Learn how to can methane as an alternative fuel.
17. You get filthy rich from your patents.
18. Now you can tell those greedy sombit*@#$ at the oil companies to kiss
yer a**.
19. Give all of yer buds at FTE a free engine (complete with installation).
20. Win the hearts of all americans.
21. Run for president, and win.
22. Straighten out all the other mess we all complain about everyday.
23. Fire approximately 99 % of the politicians in D.C.
24. Hire people with common sense to take their place.
25. Semi-retire after only one term in office.
26. Learn how to get richer off of other bull*@$#.
27. Buy a bull.
28. Bulls luv' cows.
29. Happy bulls, happy cows.
30. A beautiful yard, a happy wife, no pesty visitors or neighbors youngins',
fresh steak on your grill every day, travel all you want, secret service
protection too.
31. Oh! By the way, GOT MILK?
32. If not, buy a cow!

 

You forgot, no taxes to pay either after being president and all.

I like the way you think. I'm going to get right on it.

 

This is hilarious...

 

Thats a good idea why did I not think of that. I can see it now on the option sheet. Gas engine. Diesel engine. Milk Engine
Nick

 

i milk 45 cows everyday y the hell would anyone want one, u gotta milk them twice a day 365 days a year rain snow sleet or shine

 

Hey guys....I'm just trying to get all of our minds off of the rising price of fuel a little bit. Sometimes "corn field humor" really helps me make it through the day.
Hope you enjoyed it ! It (the list) could go on a lot longer. Got any good additions?

 

That was great!

No additions from me.

 

I just dont let the diesel prices get to me
Nick

 

I did a computer simulation using my engine model to evaluate your idea of running a PSD on milk. I haven't gotten all the graphs and charts finished yet to post, but the results weren't very encouraging. Instead of the nice turbo whine a loud mooo could be heard emanating from the air filter inlet. The normal clicking of the fuel injectors sounded more like the tinkle of little cow bells. I simulated the EPA city driving loop to test for NOx production, and it passed. However while making the mandatory 5 minute stop during the test run, a large beast with Dodge RAM horns tried to have it's way with my milk powered PSD. Toward the end of the test drive there was an even bigger problem, but on a public web site I can't describe what started coming out the tailpipe, however, I don't think your idea is going to catch on in the larger cities with congested streets!

 

lol

 

Gene, now that was good.

 

LOL... That was the first post from you that I totally understood.

Dave

 

DP-Tuner can surely set up a tune for milk; imagine our powerstrokes flying down the street blowing milk smoke! Ah the beauty of it. United Dairy Farmers Inc. has to be sold on added milk pumps to the fuel islands, some of us in the City don’t have enough land for three cows so we’ll have to buy our milkfuel from someone. Hey but I’m game let’s go.

 

Why was that calf trying to stick his head under my truck? I think my beast is trying to growing tetts. Not sure where to look, front or back.

Why did I read this thread? Things are starting to look wierd.

 

I've seen several Strokers running around that already have ***** hanging near the spare tire area...maybe they are already have their 3 cows