View Poll Results: Coach??
Keep bill fire most assistants
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0%
Bo Pelini
4
66.67%
Turner Gill
0
0%
other
2
33.33%
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Huskers
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Here is some info about Bo you should know:
When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied.
Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
Pelini makes Chuck Liddell sit down to pee.
Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo Pelini.
Bo Pelini once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun
dried tomato. He shot a 54.
Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset and four
different ways with his play chart.
Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but
because the dark is afraid of Bo.
Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates
Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.
Bo Pelini does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it stopped in
it's tracks.
Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bo
Pelini.
Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by
the producers when he managed to kill every
terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
Bo Pelini used to beat the *****t out of his shadow because it
was following him to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini
laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo
Pelini will not take *****t from anyone
Bo Pelini once partook in a pissingg contest outside of a bar.
His opponent drowned.
Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain.
Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says,
"Time to kick ****."
When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied.
Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
Pelini makes Chuck Liddell sit down to pee.
Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo Pelini.
Bo Pelini once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun
dried tomato. He shot a 54.
Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset and four
different ways with his play chart.
Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark but
because the dark is afraid of Bo.
Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates
Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.
Bo Pelini does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it stopped in
it's tracks.
Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bo
Pelini.
Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by
the producers when he managed to kill every
terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
Bo Pelini used to beat the *****t out of his shadow because it
was following him to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini
laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo
Pelini will not take *****t from anyone
Bo Pelini once partook in a pissingg contest outside of a bar.
His opponent drowned.
Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain.
Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says,
"Time to kick ****."
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