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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 09:13 AM
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Thanksgiving Day someone had to run out the last minute and get some cranberries. My Grandson and I volunteered and belted ourselves into the Ranger. While backing out of the driveway my hand hit the steering wheel and blew the horn.

My Grandson looked at me like he needed an explaination so I said, It was an accident.

He said, I know that Grandpa, I'm pretty smart you know.

I said, How did you know it was an accident?

He said, Because you didn't say '#####' afterwards.


 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 06:22 PM
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It's nice that you are that close to your Grandson. And doesn't the truth hurt. But the little buzzards ought to keep their mouth shut.
 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 06:30 PM
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It has been said that God gives us children to keep us humble.
 
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>It's nice that you are that close to your Grandson.
>And doesn't the truth hurt. But the little buzzards ought
>to keep their mouth shut.

Yes, you are right. It was just a joke, my Grandson is 6000 miles away. We only take rides in my Ranger in my dreams. That being said, I'm still laughing my ### off because my joke was sensored with ###'s.

I hoping none of you truck driving adults were offended with my joke containing ###'s

I got a million jokes that you guys are never going to hear...

Do you think I'm going to heck?


 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 07:11 PM
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Flyboy, I hate humble pie. And Ranger, you'd better see a doctor.
 
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