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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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Question What would you do if.....

or how would you get someone back if at work a jokester dumped caviar (not in a package) in your coat pocket and you don't even like seafood?
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:39 PM
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Give him the dry cleaning bill.
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:45 PM
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depends on how ya wanna get him back...
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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bring in a dog turd and do the same
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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He is a funny guy, I just want revenge.. leaning towards the dog do-do idea.......he can't win this battle........lol
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 06:56 PM
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There was never caviar there when I lived in Calgary.

Well you could dump some Cloverleaf smoked oysters in their pocket.
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 07:05 PM
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If you can get access to his vehicle, roll down his driver's window, then pour a bag of small glass pieces on his seat and on the ground (brought from home, or heck, buy $2-$3 of glass from a hardware store). Take a camera for when the mechanic rolls the window up for him.

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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 07:06 PM
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He'd probably eat em and say thanks for the snack.....still leaning towards the dog do-do. Anyone got a dog I could borrow? Has to be in fun only like I say he is a funny guy he just can't get one up on me. Women have pride too........lol
 

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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 07:13 PM
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Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but there's nothing funny about dog poo in your pocket. That would be crossing the line.

But, maybe hide an open can of tuna in his car on a hot day with the windows rolled up.
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 07:32 PM
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I have 2 dogs and they make lots of do-do
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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How about a can of sardines under his truck seat. We had a guy that always talked about all the "action" (with local females) his truck had seen. He left for a week one summer and we put sardines under his truck seat. They sat there for about 3 days in the hot GA sun. Of course we were all there when he got home. We ragged him for a long time about cleaning up his mess or going to a motel. He never bragged about in truck action again.
 
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Old Jun 5, 2007 | 08:46 PM
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Put the dog poop in a bag and put it under his seat if he leaves his vehicle unlocked. Don't put it in his pocket.
 
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Old Jun 6, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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find someone that chews tobaco and empty there spitoon in a glove or pocket,or just let them use a soda can as a spitoon and switch it with the one ya want to get back at
 
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Old Jun 6, 2007 | 08:01 AM
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Stop encouraging her fellas. You have no idea what she is capable of because she still is a . We might have some sort of wacko in our midst for all we know.
 

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Old Jun 6, 2007 | 10:03 AM
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go grab a small kivie from a lake (fish) let her rot out and dry up a little then present to him anywhich way you like.
 
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