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Make a cardboard sign with a "not so nice message" and tape it to his rear bumper. Attach a string and route it so it is in the up position, then tape it to the rear tire. When he moves his car the string will break free and the sign will drop into plain view of everyone behind him.
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Originally Posted by f150'06
or how would you get someone back if at work a jokester dumped caviar (not in a package) in your coat pocket and you don't even like seafood? 
Just something to consider.
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Originally Posted by berkad
Make a cardboard sign with a "not so nice message" and tape it to his rear bumper. Attach a string and route it so it is in the up position, then tape it to the rear tire. When he moves his car the string will break free and the sign will drop into plain view of everyone behind him.
. I have to do something to embarass him infront of all the other co-workers. This guy is slick and sneaky and it has to be good."HELP"
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depending on the sexual harrassment policy at work..........
back in highschool, we stuffed a fully blown up inflatable doll in a freinds locker for his birthday... we also hand cuffed it to the locker so there would be no way of easily removing it.... we all hid during the passing period, he popped the locker open and soon 200 people (school of about 1600) were watching what was going on....
back in highschool, we stuffed a fully blown up inflatable doll in a freinds locker for his birthday... we also hand cuffed it to the locker so there would be no way of easily removing it.... we all hid during the passing period, he popped the locker open and soon 200 people (school of about 1600) were watching what was going on....
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I don't know what kind of environment you work in, but here's a few of my favorites I've ummmmm......been told of:
Catch victim nodding off, and zip-tie his belt loop to the chair...
Load hardhat sweatband with moly grease...
get a tube of silicone grease, liberally load car door handles for a week - soon as victim gets smart and carries rag, put large blob of grease on park brake handle...
Take victim to pizza joint for lunch.....while victim not looking, insert welding rods, or pencils into breadsticks....
Toss a handful of nuts/bolts/washers/whatever into tool bucket/briefcase/whatever on occasion....laugh like loon when victim goes to pick it up, and is only holding a handle (takes about 2 weeks)
Catch victim nodding off, and zip-tie his belt loop to the chair...
Load hardhat sweatband with moly grease...
get a tube of silicone grease, liberally load car door handles for a week - soon as victim gets smart and carries rag, put large blob of grease on park brake handle...
Take victim to pizza joint for lunch.....while victim not looking, insert welding rods, or pencils into breadsticks....
Toss a handful of nuts/bolts/washers/whatever into tool bucket/briefcase/whatever on occasion....laugh like loon when victim goes to pick it up, and is only holding a handle (takes about 2 weeks)
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Originally Posted by f150'06
You would think he is handcuffed to the desk in the office already for all the work he does 
. The worst part is he thinks he won
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. The worst part is he thinks he won .
....he might just up the ante so to speak.
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From: Edmonton, AB
Prairie Oysters would work
Originally Posted by Mil1ion
There was never caviar there when I lived in Calgary.
Well you could dump some Cloverleaf smoked oysters in their pocket.
Well you could dump some Cloverleaf smoked oysters in their pocket.
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From: The Wilderness
Originally Posted by AZ_Catskinner
Load hardhat sweatband with moly grease...
get a tube of silicone grease, liberally load car door handles for a week - soon as victim gets smart and carries rag, put large blob of grease on park brake handle...
get a tube of silicone grease, liberally load car door handles for a week - soon as victim gets smart and carries rag, put large blob of grease on park brake handle...
but we had stuff way worse than silicone grease, called pipe dope. think anti-seize times 1000. its used on the threads of drill pipe and is easily some of the nastiest stuff you can imagine
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From: Morenci, AZ
While just flat out mean, another of our classics was filling lockers with that expanding foam sealer.......
Or one that I liked was strtching tape measures out on the floor and spray painting the entire blade!
Us guys on the oil rigs and in the mines have taken practical jokes to an art form!
Or one that I liked was strtching tape measures out on the floor and spray painting the entire blade!
Us guys on the oil rigs and in the mines have taken practical jokes to an art form!
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From: The Wilderness
Originally Posted by AZ_Catskinner
Us guys on the oil rigs and in the mines have taken practical jokes to an art form!
also, everyonce in a while you find a grease gun that when pumped hard enough could achieve about a range of 25 feet...
filling gloves with grease is a classic, but i apologize that my oil rig antics dont apply well to office work! haha