Corvette got smoked
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
The best are the convertible Beamer's and Benz's with the guys that have the white polo shirts and goofy haircuts and some gal in her tennis outfit. Man I love filling them with smoke and then watching them curse me in the mirror while wiping the coal off of their clothes.
It's like a sporting event for diesel drivers.
It's like a sporting event for diesel drivers.
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Thats it! I movin to NJ tomorrow. if anybody is gonna be stupid and wanna fight ya cause they got a puff of fresh air then let 'em bring that ***** on. Beat em down and jump back in that rig and lay some coal after you shake his face. I would love for some dude to approach me about the issue, im actually excited for when somebody does.... its gonna be awesome! lol
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It funny you mention the 'vette... I just drove back up to Panama City from SW FL and a late model (I have no idea how new, but it was recent) convertable 'vette with what looked like an Empty Nester with his babe kept trying to screw with me. I kept nailing it when they'd get behind me, so they'd get a windshield full of soot (and I assume a good bit blowing in there with 'em!). I kept running it up until the speedo dropped back to zero but he never had the b@llz to keep up. Maybe his women kept him at bay, but I guess he never figured out to stay off my azz or he didn't care. They HAD to smell it, though. There was a good bit of smoke pouring out! 
They never caught up, and I dropped off I75 in Gainesville to clean the Love Bugs off my windshield. You should see my grill!
If some of you have never had the "pleasure" of seeing what the front of a vehicle looks like during Love Bug season, maybe I'll post a pic tomorrow...
Joe
They never caught up, and I dropped off I75 in Gainesville to clean the Love Bugs off my windshield. You should see my grill!
If some of you have never had the "pleasure" of seeing what the front of a vehicle looks like during Love Bug season, maybe I'll post a pic tomorrow...
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Yup -- that's pretty much what my front end looks like right now!!
Wait -- you said you're "thankful" for getting the Love Bugs??? Why's that?? Typo??
Wait -- you said you're "thankful" for getting the Love Bugs??? Why's that?? Typo??
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lmao -- yep... Love Bugs are typically the late Spring/early Summer tourists' welcome to the South. We have a saying down here: "Welcome!! Enjoy our hospitality & weather, spend your money, then GO BACK NORTH!!". 
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Originally Posted by powerstroked162
Thats it! I movin to NJ tomorrow. if anybody is gonna be stupid and wanna fight ya cause they got a puff of fresh air then let 'em bring that ***** on. Beat em down and jump back in that rig and lay some coal after you shake his face. I would love for some dude to approach me about the issue, im actually excited for when somebody does.... its gonna be awesome! lol
Cowboy Steve
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They are your everyday NJ people. They have these nice fancy cars and don't know how to drive, and if they do something wrong they look at you like it was your fault. They also love to fight, and most of them will just get out of there car and be like WHAT you want some!LOL
During work My buddy and I decided to go to the drive thru at Taco Bell and as we pulled up some dude tried to sneak in front of us, well we where in a used car from work and would have stuff this dude's car into the trees at the drive thru but the guy relized we where going in first no matter what. So the guy open his door and was about to jump out yelling at us. My buddy said to the guy get back in the car your just a little guy..It was funny had to be there and the guy relized he was up against to much for him..Anyway things like this is a normal thing for me here and its kinda gay after a while...Well sorry just venting again.
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Originally Posted by strokin_it7.3
I would drive with a massive screen door in front of me.
Scott, don't mind if i stole your lines?
Scott, don't mind if i stole your lines?
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Originally Posted by Kwikkordead
I can see it now. A 'roo bar with mesh wrapped around it.
