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One's enough, thanks. I can barely keep her from shooting me. No way I want two of them hounding me when I get off work and just want to watch TV and drink beer.
One's enough, thanks. I can barely keep her from shooting me. No way I want two of them hounding me when I get off work and just want to watch TV and drink beer.
You folks are missing the plus side of this. A rental wife would come over to your place, clean, cook, buy groceries and beer, do laundry and then you could have her dress up and go out to dinner with you and have everyone see what a beautiful, lovely wife you have. But, you have to replace her every few years. If not, you run the risk of the rental wife becoming a regular wife - getting fat, not cooking, laying on the sofa all day watching soaps all day and certainly not giving up the marital privileges. Next thing you know she's giving you grief for being on the computer again, she won't get beer and when you fall asleep in the chair in front of FTE she whacks you in the back of the head with a 4 D-cell maglite and you have to explain the stitches to the boss.........ah, no that never really happened......really.
On second thought, you folks are right. One is more than enough.
You folks are missing the plus side of this. A rental wife would come over to your place, clean, cook, buy groceries and beer, do laundry and then you could have her dress up and go out to dinner with you and have everyone see what a beautiful, lovely wife you have.
I already pay for those services anyway, at least there's a minor clause buried in the marriage contract that makes some obscure provision for post marital cha-cha at least bi-centennially. Or when she wants another child, whichever comes first. Hey when you're as ugly as me you get what you get, and don't throw a fit. Guess I'll stick with the purchased one over a rental.
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