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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 06:40 PM
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need a wife?

www.rentawife.be

for those that need a wife from time to time.

for those who don't understand the language, the costs is 350 euros per month and do about everything but no sex.

if you want 2, its 600 euros

if you want 8 wives then its 1600 euros.

you can choose age, hair color and everything on the lower left of the page.

good luck! i don't know if they do international but i am sure for enough money they will ship them.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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The last thing I want is another wife who will cost me money with No SEX!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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A rented wife with no sex. Can anyone say..."PET ROCK"!!!!!!

What do they do? Tell you to change your clothes, take a bath and complain you brought dirt into the house!?
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 07:17 PM
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One's enough, thanks. I can barely keep her from shooting me. No way I want two of them hounding me when I get off work and just want to watch TV and drink beer.

Jason
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 07:42 PM
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One's enough, thanks. I can barely keep her from shooting me. No way I want two of them hounding me when I get off work and just want to watch TV and drink beer.

Jason
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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I already have one wife that has the no sex clause.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Laser
I already have one wife that has the no sex clause.

Hmm, So I am not alone on this one?
 
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Old Apr 15, 2007 | 09:02 PM
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Sorry but that's not for me.I do however call rentaho time to time.
 
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Cheaper than the real thing. No sex clause either way. Hmmmm.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 06:00 AM
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The last thing I want is another wife who will cost me money with No SEX!

Well said. Well said, indeed!
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 06:07 AM
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If I didn't already have a wife I might have some of those euros to spend. It sure woundn't be spent on a rent a wife!!
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:23 AM
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You folks are missing the plus side of this. A rental wife would come over to your place, clean, cook, buy groceries and beer, do laundry and then you could have her dress up and go out to dinner with you and have everyone see what a beautiful, lovely wife you have. But, you have to replace her every few years. If not, you run the risk of the rental wife becoming a regular wife - getting fat, not cooking, laying on the sofa all day watching soaps all day and certainly not giving up the marital privileges. Next thing you know she's giving you grief for being on the computer again, she won't get beer and when you fall asleep in the chair in front of FTE she whacks you in the back of the head with a 4 D-cell maglite and you have to explain the stitches to the boss.........ah, no that never really happened......really.

On second thought, you folks are right. One is more than enough.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Nitramjr
You folks are missing the plus side of this. A rental wife would come over to your place, clean, cook, buy groceries and beer, do laundry and then you could have her dress up and go out to dinner with you and have everyone see what a beautiful, lovely wife you have.
I already pay for those services anyway, at least there's a minor clause buried in the marriage contract that makes some obscure provision for post marital cha-cha at least bi-centennially. Or when she wants another child, whichever comes first. Hey when you're as ugly as me you get what you get, and don't throw a fit. Guess I'll stick with the purchased one over a rental.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 09:29 AM
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Sorry but that's not for me.I do however call rentaho time to time.
I prefer,,,,Inflate a Date!
 
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