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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 08:32 PM
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Give it some time, the brains will show up soon,
The brains just showed up...I know the answer, but I'm not going to tell.

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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 08:48 PM
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I know the answer, too, and I'm not tellin' either!
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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Donald Trumps cranial pressure when he discovered that Rosie O'Donnell is his illegitimate daughter?
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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Code3, please change your avatar. That's just to damn scary!!!
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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The force of a hammer hitting your thumb!!......Or at least it feels like it!!
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 10:12 PM
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That's my venting pressure after eating a bowl of chili.
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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Is it a mantis shrimp's claws?

Sorry Bruker, the avatar stays until it quits making me laugh.
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 10:34 PM
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I have three guesses:
  • Old Faithful
  • A Hyenas jaws
  • Between Nancy Pelosi's mouth and a microphone
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 11:03 PM
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On a golf course? When a ball is struck...
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 11:04 PM
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Rosie O'Donnell in stiletto heels.
 
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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Nuclear Warhead Detonation??
 
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 06:39 AM
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between the jaws of a great white.
 
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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An alligator closing its jaws, or mouth. I seen one crush a pretty big turtle in its jaws and it sounded like a stick of dinomite explodeing.
 
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 11:19 AM
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It is not a gun, nor nuke nor.....jaws...one was headed in the correct direction but did not carry it through
 
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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1. In an internal combustion engine fuel system valve having a metal valve seat and a metal body, said valve body being moveable at relatively high rates of speed between a first open position at which the valve body is spaced from the valve seat and a second closed position at which the valve body is contacting the valve seat, the improvement comprising:

said internal combustion engine valve body having a chamber, said chamber having a volume "X" of preselected magnitude; and

a material having a volume "Y" less than the volume "X" of the valve body chamber, said internal combustion engine material being positioned within the valve body chamber and moveable within the chamber in response to deceleration of the valve body.

2. A fuel system valve, as set forth in claim 1, wherein the material in the valve chamber is a liquid.

3. A fuel system valve, as set forth in claim 1, wherein the material within the valve chamber is metal particles.

4. A fuel system valve, as set forth in claim 1, wherein the valve body chamber is of elongate configuration with a maximum length axis of the chamber being oriented substantially parallel with a pathway of travel of the valve body during movement of the valve body from the first to the second position.

5. A fuel system valve, as set forth in claim 1 wherein the fuel system valve is a poppet valve.

6. A fuel system valve, as set forth in claim 1, wherein the valve body has a first end adjacent the valve seat and a second opposed end and being of a construction adapted to withstand pressures in excess of 51,000 psi subjected on said valve body.

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