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Apr 4, 2007 | 07:27 PM

#76

jimbeamalki

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"If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a B.B. rolling down a 4-lane highway"

Apr 4, 2007 | 09:12 PM

#77

ford4life69

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From: Wolfforth

when someone comes and asks you an obvious question it's always great to look at them, shake your head, and say 2% smarter than what you're working with, then proceed to answer their question. another one that gets to the guys is pretty much no matter what they say whether it be my truck wld beat your truck or i cld take you, look a LITTLE south and then back up and say boy you aint big enough to hang with me or you think you're big enough to hang with me?... that gets some great reactions from people listening. I always give a little wink so they know i'm not being a total biosh.

Apr 4, 2007 | 11:07 PM

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Redcat Diesel

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One I've used time to time is "Pardon me, but did your father indicate to your mother what his name might be on the night they spent together?" Even if the reciever is smart it normally takes them a few seconds to digest what I just said. If they're not the brightest bulb well.......................

Apr 5, 2007 | 01:16 PM

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06BLK-F150

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One of my favorites is "I feel dumber just for knowing you" or whenever someone does something really stupid just look at them and say "your momma sure must be proud of you"

The best insult I ever witnessed though came when I was stationed onboard a ship (I'm active duty Navy) and one guy was in his rack trying to get some sleep while another was watching a video of himself dunking a basketball on an 8ft rim. After about 5 minutes of hearing this guy brag about how good he was the guy trying to get some sleep leans out and says "boy you couldn't even dunk a donut" I just cracked up laughing and still do everytime I think about that one.

Apr 5, 2007 | 03:41 PM

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Keepin It Real

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True story. Years ago when some men first started wearing earrings, it was only one earring in, I believe, the left ear. A salesman or maybe a client came into the place I worked and was talking to the boss. This guy had an earring on. Many of you may remember what a negative reaction this caused in many men (and still does). Well, my buddy, who did not take well to this new style, walked up to the guy and politely said "Excuse me, I think you lost one of your earrings." The guy turned red and didn't know what to say figuring my friend was sincere. I'll never forget it.

Apr 6, 2007 | 01:09 AM

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sir alpha

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2 guys i work with were talking one day and i cant remember there names anyway 1st and 2nd will do

1st guy- how old r u man ?
2nd guy- 24 years old

1st guy - ( as if he is thinking) well lets see her e given the curent rate of inflation and todays cost of things-( silence for a second ) your life could have been prevented for about 25cents of laytex!

how can u not laugh

and another one .... who dosent like u? i know i always feel beter about myself after talking to u

and another guy i work w/ had a friend build a target for shooting ( guns including pistols ) his friend made it out of a metal plate with a stake on each side. i shook my head and asked the guy i worked with to call his friends mom and tell her to start to swallow cause she has set back human kind enough

Last edited by sir alpha; Apr 6, 2007 at 01:15 AM.