insults
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,448
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From: CA Central Coast
"I'm sorry, but you have me confused with someone who cares what you think."
Or better, after someone's rant, just look around like there's a mosquito and say :
"Does anyone else hear that buzzing, whining noise?"
Or best: Just shake your head and laugh merrily...
Or better, after someone's rant, just look around like there's a mosquito and say :
"Does anyone else hear that buzzing, whining noise?"
Or best: Just shake your head and laugh merrily...
Cargo Master
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 3,476
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From: Frequently frozen MN
Besides the junior hi ones ( " Is that your head or is your neck blowing bubbles?")
One of my all time favs is "IQ of 2 -- one above a hockey puck and one below a rutabaga"
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One of my all time favs is "IQ of 2 -- one above a hockey puck and one below a rutabaga"
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The Pacifier
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,245
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From: Cloverdale, BC
I heard this one at a Freightliner dealership a few weeks ago, the partsman was coming up to the counter to help a customer, probably a buddy. Here's what he said:
"Greetings, my small peckered friend"
"Greetings, my small peckered friend"
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Logistics Pro
Joined: Nov 2004
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From: Southern MD
Originally Posted by e1p1
With respects to Rodney Dangerfield:
"When you were born, the doctor took one look and slapped your mother!"
"When you were born, the doctor took one look and slapped your mother!"
And. . .
"When you were born, the doctor took one look and said to the new mother, 'This is gonna get ugly'."
Freshman User
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 52
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From: NW Wisconsin
I really had to think about this one it is from high school way back..and its kinda dumb!
You think , that your hot snott on a silver platter.....but you're really cold boogers on a paper plate.
You think , that your hot snott on a silver platter.....but you're really cold boogers on a paper plate.
i ain't rite
Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
i was having a disagreement with a contractor.
so i went home, and put on the T-shirt with that saying on the front, and went back to the job.
i walked rite up to him with everybody standing there, and did not say a word. about 5 minutes later, he realized what i was doing.
i got a very loud F.U., and he stormed off. all the people standing there started laughing, and i got 5 lunch offers.
so i went home, and put on the T-shirt with that saying on the front, and went back to the job.
i walked rite up to him with everybody standing there, and did not say a word. about 5 minutes later, he realized what i was doing.
i got a very loud F.U., and he stormed off. all the people standing there started laughing, and i got 5 lunch offers.