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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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OH God. I just broke up with my girlfriend about 2 weeks ago. I love this girl but she has got problems that I can't handle. I want her but I don't. 3 in the morning she text me and woke me up. She said "I need you Now" I said "I'm on my way" she said "OK" I left and I got their. I knocked on the door and she opened it slightly. She says "go home I was asleep" I said can I atleast give you a hug. she says No! so I leave. Now she is calling me every name in the book on text. What a strange woman.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 04:15 PM
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How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 04:17 PM
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I had a girlfriend once who was so fat that when she wore spike heeled shoes every step she took she struck oil.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jake00
just ignore her.

I broke up with a GF very shortly after moving away to college. She still tries to talk to me to this day (this was in 2001) of course, I dsid break up with her over instant messanger . I've got a freind who "fired" a girlfreind before, even gave her a termination notice.
Did you by any chance take any English courses while in college Jake? (Not trying to be mean in any way ... I really found humor is this!)

After some odd thirty or so years, I wouldn't mind seeing what a couple of my old girlfriends look like today.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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"I treated her better than any other b/f she had(so she said), gave her everything I could to make her happy and gave her the love her deserved, and now she acts like it never happened! Looking back, she had poor respect for me, didn't appreciate hardly anything i did for her and lied to me about allot, including why she left me; she had someone else in mind"
This says alot about HER character. I wouldnt waste my time rehashing old garbage with her either. Id move on ( like you have) and ignored her and her rantings/ramblings... thre are way too many women out there to have to put up with the bull of one who is one quart low
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Keepin It Real
I had a girlfriend once who was so fat that when she wore spike heeled shoes every step she took she struck oil.
I had one so fat she was on line at the bank and her pager went off some little kid grabbed his mom and yelled" watch out!!! Shes backing up!!!!"
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:10 PM
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My girlfriend was so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:15 PM
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I got so fat..... I get these jokes
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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I know this isn't suppose to be a "girlfriend's so fat" thread, but... I had a girlfriend that was so fat, when I took her out dancing, the band skipped.

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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bigdaddyII
I am not trying to stir the pot here, but I am going to agree with her, not on the part of needing help but you are sort of a wuss. If you want to quit talking to someone, have the cahunas to call them and tell them why. .
well, the way i see it, you are wrong on this one. SHE broke up with him, leaving for another guy.

case closed. he has nothing to say to her, cause he did not break up with her, she walked out on him. so he has no reason for giving her any excuses or anything, including the respect or sympathy she is now looking for after finding out the other guy was not as good.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
well, the way i see it, you are wrong on this one. SHE broke up with him, leaving for another guy.

case closed. he has nothing to say to her, cause he did not break up with her, she walked out on him. so he has no reason for giving her any excuses or anything, including the respect or sympathy she is now looking for after finding out the other guy was not as good.
BINGO! It's as simple as that. She's trying to use her evil voodoo estrogen fueled secret female powers to slather you in guilt and probably even convince you it was your fault she bounced in the 1st place. You must stay strong grasshopper! Don't give in to the evil powers!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:02 PM
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And if anyone finds one that isn't crazy, see if she has a sister and PM me.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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I have been divorced twice. Not proud of it, but it is fact. And the fact is, there is no way in the world a relationship with a woman will end without her wanting to continue to talk to you. And it does not matter whether you or her ended the relationship. My second wife ended our relationship 9 years ago, by having an affair with a jerk who is now her husband. She STILL calls me from time to time. I am thinking Thialand, or the north slope of Alaska or something. No, not for me to move there, but to bury the bodies!
 

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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 10:10 PM
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"I'm sorry it didn't work out, goodbye...." and that's it.

It could be this simple, but many people in this world find it necessary to over complicate life.......it ain't rocket science.

I have a sign hanging in my garage (wifey wouldn't let me put it in the house), it reads:

Drama Free Zone




 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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Like ANY relationship..."Communication" is most important.
well i talked to my ex ever nite for 6 months and we fought constantly ...and then i told her daddy like it was and he told me to never call there house again lol ...so i dont
 
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