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Old 02-22-2007, 05:23 PM
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load.''
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!'
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Heather,
and you're losing some of your load!' When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter here in Syracuse and I'm driving the sand truck.
 
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Old 02-22-2007, 05:45 PM
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Very good. Sounds like a few of the hillbillies around here. No pun intended, I'm from Oregon where snow-pack is a NORMAL winter thing.
 
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:41 PM
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She's trying to be helpful, stpid but helpful. just wonder how cute she is, jez Morris sometimes you gotta be a bit more descripitive, like to hear more about the blonde.

Wow thats creepy...
 
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:17 PM
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Wow thats creepy...
Not really, one of these days you have to take a break from these old trucks and take a walk on the wild side.
 
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:31 PM
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Haha funny stuff, I also wouldnt mind hearing mroe about this blonde...
 
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:01 PM
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Hahahah lol good one man heh
 
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:44 AM
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I wondered why it took my sister so long to get home!!!
 
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:20 AM
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You have a blonde sister? Don`t let preppy see this!
 
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:23 PM
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Too late, how old is this sister?
lol
 
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:19 PM
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dammit.........does this mean preppy has dibs??just kidding......wait, i thought pyro was already committed??? i seem to remember having a conversation about someones sister already....maybe it was Snow.........man, i just don't know anymore
 
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Old 02-24-2007, 05:49 PM
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Someones sister, or neice... nobodys wife though haha
 
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