Blonde/ French joke....
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Blonde/ French joke....
A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued .... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say "Beethoven" she'd get beautiful classical music. And if she said "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.
One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
"BUTTHOLE!" she yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play.
"Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued .... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say "Beethoven" she'd get beautiful classical music. And if she said "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.
One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
"BUTTHOLE!" she yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play.
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