What are you're plans
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What are you're plans
for that fruitcake you get this time of year?
Not the family member/friend, but that 1 or 2 pound cake loaf.
You know? The stuff they made when Washington was president.
Put it on a fence post and use it as a target for that new gun you got for christmas?
Use it as a wheel block?
Or do you eat it?
Not the family member/friend, but that 1 or 2 pound cake loaf.
You know? The stuff they made when Washington was president.
Put it on a fence post and use it as a target for that new gun you got for christmas?
Use it as a wheel block?
Or do you eat it?
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From: Southern MD
Originally Posted by sierraben
for that fruitcake you get this time of year?
Not the family member/friend, but that 1 or 2 pound cake loaf.
You know? The stuff they made when Washington was president.
Put it on a fence post and use it as a target for that new gun you got for christmas?
Use it as a wheel block?
Or do you eat it?
Not the family member/friend, but that 1 or 2 pound cake loaf.
You know? The stuff they made when Washington was president.
Put it on a fence post and use it as a target for that new gun you got for christmas?
Use it as a wheel block?
Or do you eat it?
They put them (one-at-a-time) on a table and shot at them with different caliber firearms.
.22 lr (bullet passed right through - no real damage to the cake)
.357 (fruitcake blown apart!)
.308 (fruitcake blown apart)
Last, but not least. . . . 12 ga. shotgun!!!!!! (Fruitcake vaporized!!!!!)
What really burned me up was their last comment.
"Finally, we've gotten the 'gun nuts' and the 'fruitcakes' together!"
My thoughts were. . . . Yeah, Your momma!
When I was a kid in E. Tennessee, we really liked fruitcake. But, as a kid, we were verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry poor. Any 'cake' treat was just that. A treat!
Today. . . they make a good boat anchor.
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i'm going to name it.
after hrs of thought i think the appropriate name is Dono. i won't shoot it, trash it, or stomp it. i'll just put it on the counter and scream at it every time i get pissed at something. if it starts to mildew, i'll send it to Hillary
after hrs of thought i think the appropriate name is Dono. i won't shoot it, trash it, or stomp it. i'll just put it on the counter and scream at it every time i get pissed at something. if it starts to mildew, i'll send it to Hillary
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I don't get any fruitcake. My wife likes it but she quit bringing them home after I took one for target pratice
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My Mum made the best fruitcake
light or dark..plenty of Fine Rum/Brandy/etc .....fresh ingredients and aged 3 years before eating it.
There was always a constant supply.
Unfortunately, I have to settle for store bought now
light or dark..plenty of Fine Rum/Brandy/etc .....fresh ingredients and aged 3 years before eating it.
There was always a constant supply.
Unfortunately, I have to settle for store bought now
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