Woman's Poem-Man's Poem
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Woman's Poem-Man's Poem
Womens Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****
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H3ll, I thought that was Terry's prayer
after the ink dried on the divorce papers!!! 
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10-26-2006, 08:21 PM
Originally Posted by mrfixit64857
How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, 
or save a man from drowning, 
and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... 
Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? 
Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
Tom
or save a man from drowning, and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? Hehehe.... j/k, terry... Tom
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Now that's funny.
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