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It don't make a nevermind if Mick turned out queer as a three dollar bill - the old stuff still romps and stomps.
He does look like an egyptian mummy these days tho....
WITH A BIG DANG MOUTH!
That dudes lips alone could slobber all over New Jersey in a day, c'mon now!
I bet it takes a truckload of spittle just to git him fired up right...
Do you suppose they keep bags of saliva around to spray all up in there before a concert to lubricate him up just like they have IV bags around for medicare and emergency vehicles? Just like WD-40...
HEY Y'ALL! Donate your spit to Mick - he needs it bad, boy. That dude look like he done been sucked dry just bein' HIM....
He does look like an egyptian mummy these days tho....
WITH A BIG DANG MOUTH!
That dudes lips alone could slobber all over New Jersey in a day, c'mon now!
I bet it takes a truckload of spittle just to git him fired up right...
Do you suppose they keep bags of saliva around to spray all up in there before a concert to lubricate him up just like they have IV bags around for medicare and emergency vehicles? Just like WD-40...
HEY Y'ALL! Donate your spit to Mick - he needs it bad, boy. That dude look like he done been sucked dry just bein' HIM....
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one word OVERRATED!!! so sick of hearing them called the worlds greatest rock group, please!! why becuase they're a 100 years old? they had a few hits! although they seem to release an album every year, they still haven't even come close to total album sales of the beatles, or led zeppelin!!
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I tell ya what - when Mick finally kicks the bucket, it will have to be a custom built coffin just to fit his mouth in there....
I also heard a survey on a rock station about who had the biggest lips - Mick, or the dude from Aerosmith....
The outcome of that was that Mick had bigger lips, but Aerosmith was LOUDER!!!!
I've been playing that double album at work for the last week now, and it gives you GITTEE UP! That ain't no lie....And that was what was wanted.
You can claim stuffed ballot boxes all you want - but STONES ROCK AND ROLL!!!
PS: You ain't originally from "FLOORED DUH!" by any chance, 'er ya?
"Now, I could swan I done punched it right. Maybe the machine is at fault... I know I voted!"
"CHAD" done it - I know. He plumb punched the right summitch in the face, I swear!"
-GITCHO licks in...
"I'll never be your beast of burden..."
I also heard a survey on a rock station about who had the biggest lips - Mick, or the dude from Aerosmith....
The outcome of that was that Mick had bigger lips, but Aerosmith was LOUDER!!!!
I've been playing that double album at work for the last week now, and it gives you GITTEE UP! That ain't no lie....And that was what was wanted.
You can claim stuffed ballot boxes all you want - but STONES ROCK AND ROLL!!!
PS: You ain't originally from "FLOORED DUH!" by any chance, 'er ya?
"Now, I could swan I done punched it right. Maybe the machine is at fault... I know I voted!"
"CHAD" done it - I know. He plumb punched the right summitch in the face, I swear!"
-GITCHO licks in...
"I'll never be your beast of burden..."
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Oh jeez.....
Now the lyrics are all running through my mind...
THANK YOU!
(Excuse me, but does this juke-box have an off, or at least a reset switch?)
"I'M A MONKAAAAY, yeah BAAYBAY..."
(we have a very loud system at work. The body man and I think like twin brothers. He brought an amp, I brought the speakers)
"I'm proud to be a monkey man
I'm glad you are a MONKEY WOMAN
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................"
Now the lyrics are all running through my mind...
THANK YOU!
(Excuse me, but does this juke-box have an off, or at least a reset switch?)
"I'M A MONKAAAAY, yeah BAAYBAY..."
(we have a very loud system at work. The body man and I think like twin brothers. He brought an amp, I brought the speakers)
"I'm proud to be a monkey man
I'm glad you are a MONKEY WOMAN
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................"
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I think Mick could vacuum clean an entire house with one quick breath between lyrics.
The boy got some lungs on him now...
They've been developed over the years, he's an instantanious vacuum cleaner!
Training will do that.
PS: Bring me a moose, and if we get along it can stay at my house. I like critters...
I ain't about to kiss it though, unless I can ride it on trails. I'll adopt it if we get along that well, and treat it like a son.
The boy got some lungs on him now...
They've been developed over the years, he's an instantanious vacuum cleaner!
Training will do that.
PS: Bring me a moose, and if we get along it can stay at my house. I like critters...
I ain't about to kiss it though, unless I can ride it on trails. I'll adopt it if we get along that well, and treat it like a son.
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Originally Posted by hawk
one word OVERRATED!!! so sick of hearing them called the worlds greatest rock group, please!! why becuase they're a 100 years old? they had a few hits! although they seem to release an album every year, they still haven't even come close to total album sales of the beatles, or led zeppelin!!
...they are one of the greatest 
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