How Many FTE Members.....
Senior User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 326
Likes: 0
From: Scotland ont
oh oh oh I know .... 4 truck owners and a focus owner ( trades a 85 flare side for focus) 
focus owner stood and watched for fear of getting dirty< being bitten by a snake in a special spot or falling in a toliet!!!!!
focus owner stood and watched for fear of getting dirty< being bitten by a snake in a special spot or falling in a toliet!!!!!
Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,413
Likes: 3
From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Another Title For This Thread Could Have Been: "Stories From Arthur 2006"
And possible titles for stories you guys can tell are:
"Hotel Toilet Mishaps"
"Snakes On A Plane!"
Al already covered the How Many FTE Members story in the joke thread here: https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...&postcount=130
So, who wants to tell the stories? Sean?
-Matt
And possible titles for stories you guys can tell are:
"Hotel Toilet Mishaps"
"Snakes On A Plane!"
Al already covered the How Many FTE Members story in the joke thread here: https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...&postcount=130
So, who wants to tell the stories? Sean?
-Matt
Senior User
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 208
Likes: 0
From: Wyoming, Ontario
Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,413
Likes: 3
From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Trending Topics
Senior User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 326
Likes: 0
From: Scotland ont
FTE Stories
Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer
Joe Kucinski
2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)
Brett Foote
Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies
Joe Kucinski
AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make
Brett Foote
Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!
Michael S. Palmer
Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home
Verdad Gallardo
10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!
Joe Kucinski
2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road: Better Than a Raptor R?
Brett Foote
Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,413
Likes: 3
From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Yeah, I got the link to work. It said the url was incorrect or something. So, I copied it into Internet Explorer. Worked there. Funny....
-Matt
P.S. And by the way, I didn't actually fall into the toilet. I had about 2 seconds of "hover-time" 1/64 of an inch above the glacier cold abyss that could have given me frost bite. Especially 5 AM in the morning.
-Matt
P.S. And by the way, I didn't actually fall into the toilet. I had about 2 seconds of "hover-time" 1/64 of an inch above the glacier cold abyss that could have given me frost bite. Especially 5 AM in the morning.
Last edited by Beast12; Aug 23, 2006 at 04:51 AM.
Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 14,413
Likes: 3
From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Yeah, well, I have bad aim...so????
-Matt
EDIT: Ok, I have to tell the story since Sean won't.
Saturday night Tim and I stayed in a hotel room because we were going to the show for both days. So, I wake up in the morning (around 2am) and had to use the washroom. Well, I was too lazy so I rolled over and went back to sleep.
I woke up again at 5AM and REALLY had to go. When I am at home I never turn the bathroom light on in the middle of the light. So, anyways, I get up and stumble towards the bathroom. I go in and feel around for the toilet lid (I am used to it being down when at home). It appears to be up. So, I go and sit down. Little did I know that both the lid AND the seat were up and I sit on the freezing cold outer rim of the toilet. My buttocks is mere millimetres away from the freezing water. I jump up and put the seat down and do my thing.
So, that is the story...anyone want to add anything?
-Matt
EDIT: Ok, I have to tell the story since Sean won't.
Saturday night Tim and I stayed in a hotel room because we were going to the show for both days. So, I wake up in the morning (around 2am) and had to use the washroom. Well, I was too lazy so I rolled over and went back to sleep.I woke up again at 5AM and REALLY had to go. When I am at home I never turn the bathroom light on in the middle of the light. So, anyways, I get up and stumble towards the bathroom. I go in and feel around for the toilet lid (I am used to it being down when at home). It appears to be up. So, I go and sit down. Little did I know that both the lid AND the seat were up and I sit on the freezing cold outer rim of the toilet. My buttocks is mere millimetres away from the freezing water. I jump up and put the seat down and do my thing.
So, that is the story...anyone want to add anything?
Last edited by Beast12; Aug 23, 2006 at 07:48 PM.