aren't fries and ketchup (catsup depending on your prefernce) two servings of vegetables?

 

My wife sent this to me today. It kind of relates to sierrabens post.

Female/Male Translations:

1. Thingy

female – anything under a cars hood.
Male – the strap fastener on a woman’s bra

2. Vulnerable
female – fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another
male – playing football without a cup

3. Communication
female – the open sharing thoughts and feelings with ones partner
male – leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.

4. Commitment
Female – a desire to get married a raise a family
Male – Trying not to hit on another woman while out with this one.

5. Entertainment
Female – a good movie, concert, play or book
Mal – anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. Flatulance
Female – an embarrassing by product of indigesting
Male – a source of entertainment

7. Making Love
Female – the greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male – call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. Remote Control
female – a device for changing from TV channel to another
male- a device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

haha these are great!! I've gotten this email before i think. I agree with a lot of them. For instance: women are too indirect, even with each other, its exhausting reading between the lines. Also, I completely agree with the toilet seat thing, its only fair!