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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 05:22 PM
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Warning From Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's
supply of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results,cab drivers will be
next, then motel managers, followed by Dell customer service reps.

It's getting ugly.</pre>
 
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 10:07 PM
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Now they're going too far!!!
 
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 10:39 PM
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You mean we can get rid of Dell? Fighting the war on terror has never had such a sweet taste of victory.

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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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oh yay! finally we'll have less people that sound like Apu beind the counters of our favorite gas stations. bring on the victory!
 
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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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"Goodness gracious, great morning in the day Newton Crosby! (yes...)"
 
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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 11:00 PM
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maybe they will add tech service from micro soft to the list also. along with gas station owners
 
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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 11:27 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 04:54 AM
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no the better idea is tell them we are sending them back anyway along with about 12 million other illegals from who knows where.

thing is they have to find there own world to live on with in 60 days. like maybe pulto.
 
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 05:26 AM
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What about Samir Naninajad? He came to America to work for Inatech!
 
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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He knew his crap though.

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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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Taliban authorities will cut off America's
supply of convenience store managers.
ask menchaca and tucker what else is getting cut off

karma is a mother****er
 
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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and the Sony helpless desk
 
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 09:45 AM
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i had a few to many power suges that took out to many hard drives so a call to M.S. for a new number was needed when i asked if any one from the usa could help me they hung up. if the taliban wants them back they can have them and the other ones we have to many of
 
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