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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 11:05 PM
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Smile When the SD bites

The other day when I was getting out of the truck I swung the door open,got out and then went to get something out from behind the seat of my supercab. I bellied up to the truck was reaching in and whammo the door slammed shut on the back of my knee leaving a nasty bruise.What gives, I treat her nice, blankets on the seats, wash her lots, park her away from inferior vehicles at the mall, do the swagger, honk the horn with the keyless entry so everybody looks. I thought I was treatin her right and now this. Can anyone help. Perhaps I should look at it like a hickie.
 
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by F350blueberry
I bellied up to the truck was reaching in and whammo the door slammed shut on the back of my knee leaving a nasty bruise.What gives?
Heck, that's like a football player giving you a pat on the butt for a great play! Don't forget how big she is! Hahahaha
 
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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 12:01 AM
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coulda been the ole ball hitch in the knee
 
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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 12:03 AM
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Ya but the ball hitch woud have been my own fault
 
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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 06:40 AM
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Don't spank her too hard. She can get even big time. $$$$$$$
 
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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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That's okay, mine is jealous of my wife and abuses her.

She was getting out of the truck, missed the step and fell to the concrete. Now keep in mind.....5'2" wife + 6" lifted truck + 36" tires = one highly ticked off wife.
 
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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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park her away from inferior vehicles at the mall
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I had coffee coming out of my nose when I read that one. I think I'll quote you in my sig.
 
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by F350blueberry
The other day when I was getting out of the truck I swung the door open,got out and then went to get something out from behind the seat of my supercab. I bellied up to the truck was reaching in and whammo the door slammed shut on the back of my knee leaving a nasty bruise.What gives, I treat her nice, blankets on the seats, wash her lots, park her away from inferior vehicles at the mall, do the swagger, honk the horn with the keyless entry so everybody looks. I thought I was treatin her right and now this. Can anyone help. Perhaps I should look at it like a hickie.
This deserves a bump... one of the funniest posts I've ever read here. Very well done.
 
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 12:23 AM
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Never happened to me. But I park mine next to Mercedes.
 
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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Heck, that's like a football player giving you a pat on the butt for a great play! Don't forget how big she is! Hahahaha
I second that 6L PWR!
 
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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Stop calling HIM a girl would be a good start!!!
 
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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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Is nothing but a love tap... Women- wife or truck can do a 180 degree turn from sweet and nice to naughty with spice in under .1 sec flat... Just keep treating her right and she will take care of you.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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F350blueberry, I would definitely just call it a hickie. Maybe you miss a spot of dirt on the under side of the door, and she was just trying to clean it off. On one of my older-gone-by-truck the tailgate wouldn't close right so I took a BFH to it. The next day I had to walk for help (before cell phone came around) from then on I just love my trucks, getting me from point A to point B.
 
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