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Old May 29, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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Redneck moments.

Lets share stories about our redneck moments. Tell us what you have done that shows you might be a redneck.

Heres my story. Well just picked up two goats today. I did not have access to a tote cage. I was scared to tie them down in the back of my truck. (exhaust noise might make them jump over side and hang themselves) So there I was driving down the road with two medium sized goats riding in the backseat of my escort. You should have seen the crazy looks people were giving me. I guess I might be a redneck.
 

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Old May 30, 2006 | 05:19 AM
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i once used duck tape to hold the tie rod end on.....made it to the house....
 
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Old May 30, 2006 | 11:56 AM
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They say duck tape fixes anything. Unfortunately I never had much luck with it. I guess you have to have the right touch. Now baling wire thats another story.
 
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Old May 30, 2006 | 11:26 PM
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More goat stories and you didn't lemme know...
Now I gotta go get more Prozac cause Clyde the goat will be devastated.
My insurance only allows up to 95% of the household to be on the same drug at the same time.
I guess our Photographer will have to suffer w/o his mental meds in order for Clyde to feel better.
 
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Old May 30, 2006 | 11:31 PM
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Duct Tape- *
It holds the Universe togather.
It has a light side and a dark side.
And a sticky side to hold it all togather.

*- stolen from a tagline on another site.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 06:11 AM
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could it be that a true redneck doesn't even know that they create redneck moments??
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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I guess that is one way to think about it.
 
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 05:28 AM
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8 vehicles and 2 campers in the yard and a refrigerator under the carport - that's gotta have sumthing to do with bee-in 1......oh, also the 33 gallon vertical air compressor in the kitchen
 

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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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I'm sure some redneck moments will appear this weekend..
If ya'll don't mind I might need someone or two to handle my pizza delivery route while you're here so I can deal with the grill.
Tips ain't too bad.
 
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I pulled a Ford with a chevy once. Never do that again!
 
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I used JB Weld to fix the front axle on the riding mower once.Does that count?
 
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good ole JB Weld, good stuff
 
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JB Weld some rubber boots on our chapter leader..
 
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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I'm not gonna touch that one with a 10' pole
 
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JB Weld some rubber boots on our chapter leader..
You dont have to feel that way I was gonna bring you some rubber boots when I bring some to the raminator.
 
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