Redneck moments.
 

Lets share stories about our redneck moments. Tell us what you have done that shows you might be a redneck.

Heres my story. Well just picked up two goats today. I did not have access to a tote cage. I was scared to tie them down in the back of my truck. (exhaust noise might make them jump over side and hang themselves) So there I was driving down the road with two medium sized goats riding in the backseat of my escort. You should have seen the crazy looks people were giving me.:-X04 I guess I might be a redneck.

i once used duck:) tape to hold the tie rod end on.....made it to the house....

They say duck tape fixes anything. Unfortunately I never had much luck with it. I guess you have to have the right touch. Now baling wire thats another story.http://images.ford-trucks.com/forums...ilies2/shy.gif

More goat stories and you didn't lemme know...
Now I gotta go get more Prozac cause Clyde the goat will be devastated.
My insurance only allows up to 95% of the household to be on the same drug at the same time.
I guess our Photographer will have to suffer w/o his mental meds in order for Clyde to feel better.

Duct Tape- *
It holds the Universe togather.
It has a light side and a dark side.
And a sticky side to hold it all togather.

*- stolen from a tagline on another site.

could it be that a true redneck doesn't even know that they create redneck moments??

I guess that is one way to think about it.

8 vehicles and 2 campers in the yard and a refrigerator under the carport - that's gotta have sumthing:) to do with bee-in 1......oh, also the 33 gallon vertical air compressor in the kitchen:-X15

I'm sure some redneck moments will appear this weekend..
If ya'll don't mind I might need someone or two to handle my pizza delivery route while you're here so I can deal with the grill.
Tips ain't too bad.

I pulled a Ford with a chevy once. Never do that again!

I used JB Weld to fix the front axle on the riding mower once.Does that count?

good ole JB Weld, good stuff:)

JB Weld some rubber boots on our chapter leader..

I'm not gonna touch that one with a 10' pole:-hair

You dont have to feel that way I was gonna bring you some rubber boots when I bring some to the raminator.http://images.ford-trucks.com/forums...lies2/hihi.gif