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" I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying."- The Shawshank Redemption
"You know, we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening. I thought, well, they'll be other days. I didn't realize that was the only day." -Field of Dreams
*Some fun "Homer-isms":
"It's about time trees were good for something; instead of just standing there like jerks!"
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Me lose brain? Uh oh."
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals -except the weasel."
“The more steps we take forward, the longer we see the path lies ahead”
“A man's lie is like, ‘l was at Tony's house’…A women's lie is like, '’it's your baby.’” -Chris Rock
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my favorite Homer quotes:
“Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” “I hope I didn't brain my damage.” “I am so smart; I am so smart, ‘s,’ ‘m,’ ‘r,’ ‘t’... I mean ‘s,’ ‘m,’ ‘A,’ ‘r,’ ‘t.’”
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want? Sigmund Freud
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
If the women can't find you handsom. At least let them find you handy Red Green
Life is to short to even trust a dead politican! My own
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." -- Henry Ford
Homer: "OK brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me... let's just get through this thing and I'll get back to killing you slowly...with beer!"
If like me, you need to reconcile these two thoughts just keep in mind that alcohol kills brain cells sure, but it's the weak ones that go first.
I love this one, but I always get it mixed up somewhere, so I copied and pasted it.
When you want genuine music--music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go right through you like Brandreth's pills, ramify your whole constitution like the measles, and break out on your hide like the pin-feather pimples on a picked goose,--when you want all this, just smash your piano, and invoke the glory-beaming banjo!
> ~Mark Twain - "Enthusiastic Eloquence," San Francisco Dramatic Chronicle, 6/23/1865
My Dad always quotes from Shakespeare's "Julius Ceasar"
I want to have about me fat, slick-headed men. Cassius(I think) has a lean and hungry look. Such men are dangerous.