"Live good while the living is good".

That quote is my own. It is my personal motto. Basically stating that no matter how tough it seems today, there is a good possiblility it will not be as good tomorrow so, make the best of the present and breath deeply every breath.

How 'bout, "these are the good ol' days" From the Carly Simon song, Anticipation...

 

it better to burn out then to fade away

 

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

Axe me about Ebonics

CATS The other white meat

Don't be sexist - broads hate that

I'm an imbecile and I vote

Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!

Don't **** me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Grow your own dope, plant a man

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Hang up and drive.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Honk If You Want To See My Finger


Then there is the one in my sig

 

my uncle has that one in the rear window of his truck.

if you can read this you're in range

and then my favorite

"stupid is as stupid does"

 

Mil1on, you crack me up.
How 'bout this one? "you're one in a million"

 

If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing have done so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.

Experience is something you don't get until right after you need it.

Assume makes an *** out of u and me.

Women, can't live with 'em.......hand me another beer.

Tim

 

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Benjamin Franklin

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Benjamin Franklin

 

Find em hot...... leave em wet.
-Firetruck

 

From the greatest movie ever- Fight Club

Brad Pitt:

"The things you own, end up owning you"

"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything"

 

Some of my favorites

I won't be harmed - I won't be insulted
I won't be laid a hand upon - I don't do any of these things
And I expect the same of others
J.B. Books credo from "The Shootist"

"I am not a crook" R.M. Nixon

"Reckon so" Josey Wales

"Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free"Dwight D. Eisenhower

"When placed in command - take charge." Norman Schwarzkopf

"The atom bomb was no 'great decision.' . . . It was merely another powerful weapon in the arsenal of righteousness." Harry Truman

"We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other." G.C. Marshall, Chief of Staff... WWII

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country." General George S. Patton, Jr

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"Nuts" General MacAuliffe (when asked to surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944)

"...you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!"
Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe (Guadalcanal, January 13, 1943)

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time." Lieutenant General Lewis B."Chesty" Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

 

"You gotta nip it, nip it in the bud" -Barney Fife

 

Somewhere in Mayberry, there's a loaded goat.-Barney Fife

You know what he is....he's a nut.-Barney Fife

Tim

 

"Its alright to be a tree hugger so long as your climbing up to your deer stand"
PETA- People Eating Tastey Animals

"I'm not tailgating I'm Dratfing"

"Rednecks are never bord"

 

Never Give Yourself A Hair Cut After 3 Margaritas.

You Need Only Two Tools. Wd40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And It Should, Use Wd40. If It Moves And Shouldn't, Use Duct Tape.

Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.

When You Make A Mistake, Make Amends Immediately. It's Easier To Eat Crow While It Is Still Warm.

I've Learned To Pick My Battles; I Ask Myself,'will This Matter One Year From Now? How About One Month? One Week? One Day?

If She/he Says That You Are Too Good For Him/her-- Believe Them.

Never Pass Up An Opportunity To Pee.

If You Woke Up Breathing, Congratulations, You Have Another Chance.

Living Well Is The Best Revenge. Being Miserable Because Of A Bad Or Former Relationship Just Might Mean The Other Person Was Right About You.

Work Is Good But Not Important.

Be Really Nice To Your Friends. You Never Know When You Are Going To Need Them To Empty Your Bed Pan.

 

"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine" Elvis Presley