17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day
Long.

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
Now.

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the No. 1 song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up
With a few!!

 

"16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day
Long."

I like this one. Our band does it and we sure get a lot of mean looks from the women in the crowd but the guys sure like it!

 

Who can ever forget "She got the goldmine and I got the shaft".

 

from forty twenty....

"it's hard to read your lips when you're talking out your ***"

I hate every bone in your body but mine is an old hair band ( Poison, Ratt, etc) special....and a damn catchy tune

 

Conway twitty and Loretta Lynn

Went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two...
Willie Nelson

other than the Poison song, I don't know of any of the others that have yet been done, let us know when you decide to record them.

 

How about "She's Actin Single and I'm Drinkin Doubles," by Gary Stewart
"If Whiskey were a Woman, I'd be Married for Sure."
"You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too."

 

"I am my own Grandpa" by Willie Nelson

 

+1, this is one of my favorites and should definitely be on the list!

"I'm working two shifts, eating bolgna"........

 

The Gambler or Coward of the County are in my top ten. I also like When You Say Nothing At All by Keith Whitley. I'm From The Country or Watermelon Crawl fit in their somewhere as well. More prophetic songs like The Dance, The Thunder Rolls or The Red Strokes all get a vote for best song.