I want to know some of the things that you have done that were fun or funny,
that wour wife or mother thought was stupid and dangerous.

like pulling someone on a snowboard with a truch over jumps as fast as you can.

just things like this.

 

purposly drove my NEw truck with bald tires in the snow. dragged a friend setting in go kart behind a truck. floored a truck then slammed on the brakes while someone was in the bed.

Other stupid crap.

ran over same friend with, moped, go kart, fourhweeler, and motor cycle. He likes to jump out nad expect you to stop the first 3 didnt have good breaks. the last one..i was in mud..and slammed on the brakes. Layed it down and it smacked him

 

We used to do a version of this back in the day, but I had an old hood from a 1950 Chevy 3100.
Put a nice rounded hood together with a tow chain, 59 Cadillac, and a bunch of drunk friends and you can have all the fun you want on the back roads of town all day long. And yes, the old lady said we were stupid.

 

getting in paint ball fights, had a buddy shoot me on my unprotected leg another 2 or 3 inchs to the right and i would probly be without the boys right now if you know what i mean.

i use to get a kick out of draging pop bottles on the street while leaning out the car door, one day i tryed it with the bottom of a mountain dew can, it was throwing sparks everywhere i lost my grip and ended up scratching two of my knuckels on the street.

one day we shot up a vacume cleaner at the shooting range, we slamed the end of the cord in my buddys trunk and drug it down a gravel road behind his car, when he came to an intersection he slamed on the brakes to miss a car, the vacume flew over the roof and landed on the hood, put a huge dent in it.

last summer i was mowing my yard and the mower blade caught a thick black bungy cord the engine kept running, it sheard two of the three bolts that holds the engine to the deck, it finally threw the cord out the back of the mower and the metal hook stuck straight into my boot, if i was wearing my shoes id be minus a toe or two right now.

the best time was when we were drunk jumping on my buddys big trampoline, after about 25 people joined us the springs finally let go. we ended up falling through.

 

Really happy the buddy I did that to was not hurt,but it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. While driving by bud went out the window and got in the back so I slid over and gunned it. Then hit the brakes, and the sight of him flying through the bed and face planting on the back window was PRICELESS. We were at work and I think I almost peed my pants laughing.

 

yea thats how my story went. But the bed of the truck was full of weedeaters and lawn chairs and crap. he never stripped once. but i pissed myself laughing.
He had the funniest look on his face when it stoped. He wanted to kill me for some reason.

Then last year a couple buddys and i where romping on a fourhweel and motor cycle. diD some paibtballing and had to go pick up the barriers out of the field. One was a trashy can. the little guy had to go pick it up. and every time he got closed to the truck to throw it in...wed floor it and leave his as in the dust. then the idiot i was i gave them the keys. I jumped in the bed. and when i was getting a barrel i was going to jump out. and as soon as i got my foot on the bed. rail they floored it.

Another was the same weekend. We were 3 setting on the tail gate. i was in the center, the little guy on my left and my other friend on the right. Well i tried pushing the little guy off thet ail gate at 30mph. didnt work. (all on a dirt road, not gravel dirt) he had ahold of the support wire going from the bed rail to the gate. So he and my other buddy pushed me off...yea...boucne....head...rock. bounce. i look up and they were laughing so hard they couldnt even get my dad to stop...

pretty funny. Almost killed em

 

got you all beat!! When i was 18 I went with my buddy to a tattoo shop so he could get his tattoo redone. Well on the way there we smoked some funny stuff. I was one of those people who said I'd never get a tattoo. well I saw this one of a smurf smoking a joint. At first I thought it was stupid but the longer we were there and the better feeling I got the cooler that smurf looked! Next day I woke up with a new tattoo!! It ended up being the first of the 4 I have now! And I'm gonna get more!


Jim

 

This all happened in one night.

Went to a causeway down by the beach. Had some rope, chain, and a Civic. So me and my buddies new we could find something interesting to do with them. We ended up tieing(sp) the chain around a garbage can lid and the the rope to the chain, then connected the rope around the Civic. Each of us took turns sitting on the lid while the others towed us around the causeway. Fastest we got was 55mph.

After that we saw several radio or cell phone towers. We jumped a lot of fences to get to them to try to climb. Once we got there one buddy put his hand out to touch it and you could see the electricty jump onto his finger. Another one was stupid enough to touch it and it burned his finger.

After this we went down towards the beach and saw a twelve story craine. Decided that the best thing would be to climb it. So we did. Great view, but scary as you know...

Fun night

 

At kids birthday parties, I would always be the first one to suck helium out of the balloons. I just found out that this is actually dangerous and can even kill you. My niece's friend did it and had trouble breathing and passed out. Had to be taken away by ambulance. Who knew?

 

This doesn't even begin to describe some of the things I've done....

 

ATC Crazy- He said stupid or dangerous, not normal and expected. It's a Jeep for crying out loud, they drive themselves toward mud holes and rivers.

 

i made put a s"ht load of sparkerlers inside a an A-1 steak sauce bottle, lit and capped it. It blew up before i got my arm back to throw it. Glass isnt fun imbedded in your hand lol

Also when i had a quad i did some crazy *** stuff. One was jumping about 13ft in the air with a yammaha bear tracker. For those who who dont know qaud this one is pretty much just for utilty uses..... unless i own it lol
My parents wised up and sold it, too bad....i have a bronco II now though HAHAHa

 

in my old garage we had an open rafter celing into the attic and my friend got the bright idea to feed a rope through his belt loops and then hang a pully and put the other end of the rope though there and try to repel out of the attic, belt loops aint that strong and hes lucky he moved as fast as he did.

 

Bumper skiing in my teen years immediately comes to mind.

Then there was the time I was hill climbing with a Honda 350 Dream (I know, but that's another story) and drove it off a 12' - 15' drop off. Looked Like a cliff at the moment of initial decent...