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Old 02-12-2006, 10:18 AM
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Question Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris?

Now I haven't seen every movie these guys have been in but I don't recall either one of them ever loosing a fight. What if they were in the same movie and in the last scene they had to fight each other? Who would win?
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:35 AM
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Chuck norris is no sping chicken but I would have to give it to him as he has trained with the best there ever was Bruce Lee!
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:49 AM
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That's like asking which is the better truck... a Super Duty or a Ridgeline. There's no comparison. Chuck Norris would kill Segal by looking at him.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:54 AM
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Steven Seagal lived in japan for years and was the master of all.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:37 AM
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:37 AM
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Norris wins just because he looks meaner. Segal has a baby face.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:50 AM
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two diffrent fighting methods. Norris uses different forms of karate to attack you and beat you to a pulp. Segal uses different forms of kung fu and newjitsu to make you kick your own butt. Ever see his movies, he rarely actullys hits somebody, but makes then run into poles, cars, walls etc etc. It is more of a defensive attack then a offensive attack like norris. So in a direct altercation between these two, i would have to favor Segal over norris. On a different note, have you ever tried that finger thing he did to that guy in " Fire Down Below " ? That hurts ! lol
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:58 AM
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I'm gonna have to go with Chuck. As mentioned, trained by Bruce Lee. And even though he's gettin' up there on years, looks to be in much better shape. Segal looks like he needs to loose 50lbs. BTW, ever seen the Segal skits on Mad TV? They are hilarious!
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:01 PM
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Segal is a no-talent, overweight, hasbeen hack. Norris would kill, gut, and flay seegal, and use his innards as a jumprope and his skull as a coffee mug.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:05 PM
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i would have to favor Segal just because i have stood next to Chuck Norris and he is like 5 foot nothing and might weigh 150 lbs
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:17 PM
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yeah but bruce lee was even shorter and weighed a buck o five with 2 dollars change in his pockets lol
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:22 PM
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i would have to favor Segal just because i have stood next to Chuck Norris and he is like 5 foot nothing and might weigh 150 lbs
Dynamite comes in small packages. I think Chuck Norris would kick the tar out of Steven Segal any day of the week. Chuck learned from one of the best Bruce Lee and ive seen some of Chuck's fights and he fights very simular to Bruce's style.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:36 PM
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My vote would go to Segal. As fordlover stated, 2 diffirent fighting styles go into play here. Chuck Norris would wear himself out kicking his own rear, Segals style of fighting is a lot calmer and less physical than Chuck Norris' style.
 
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Old 02-12-2006, 02:55 PM
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norris would kill segal, chuck norris is unkillable his insides are made out of titanium.
norris would end this fight in 3.76 seconds with one spin kick to the face.
 
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They're both too old. I think they would both have a hard time getting out of their wheelchair
 


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