sorry but, chuck is NOT old. Chuck hasnt aged a day in 27 years since he found the fountain of youth while on a mission to South America to take out a group of drug smugglers. Unfortunatly for women all around the world, Chuck refuses to announce the location of the fountain of youth stating "If these women dont keep aging, how can i trade them in for younger girlfriends?"

Chuck does not need anti-wrinkle cream.

 

I think Chuck looks a bit older than Steven, yet they're both 66.

That's 420 in dog years.

 

The last total gym commercial I saw, Chuck is starting to finally look his age. He's lost a lot of muscle mass.

 

World champ at what? I'm pretty sure that Bloodsport thing was just a movie...
J/K, but I really thought Van Damme was just a very flexible body builder.

 

Age will do that.

Except for FTE members .

 

I dare you to say that to his face.

Chuck Norris will prove his muscilinity with a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

I understand that Steven Seagal and Jeff Speakman don't care much for each other.

That would be an interesting match. Maybe not.

 

i have the video of bruce lee doing the 1 inch punch. it is amazing what power that little guy has. i still think segal would win though, and segal didnt die from gravity, he more then likely died when he hit the airplanes stablizer at 450 mph. gravity is just what carried him to whereever he landed. . Gravity has never killed anyone. The sudden stop when gravity runs out does it.

 

Gravity shot noris between the eyes

 

LOL i guess in that fight i would favor Norris as well, but in reality my wife would rather watch segal so i get to see more of him, besides TED Nugent would drive over them both in his BIG BAD BRONCO before either of them could lay a hand on him. If somehow they managed to escape as they always seem too, then he's always been a pretty good shot with most any projectile. IE dont bring that hand to hand stuff to a gunfight, and if i let you close enough to kick my butt and take my gun away u better kill me, cuz if its a life or death matter, i aint gonna waste time beating u down, bullets are cheap.............i may not kick your butt str8 on, but u can bet i am armed and dangerous!

 

I like to watch both of them on TV. But Chuck Norris is much cooler than Steven Segal. Chuck Norris doesn't have a pony tail and do all that weird Japanese stuff. Chuck Norris kicks ***. I don't think that Segal could take the initial beating from Chuck Norris, it would be a short fight.

Jean Claude VanDam sucks

 

I think Shaft would kick the stuffing out of both Chuckie and Stevie; at the same time.

And I'll tell you why:

"They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... / SHUT YOUR MOUTH! / I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft. / THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"

 

Uncle Ted vs. Chuck Norris. . .I'm gonna stay away from any predictions on that one.

 

J.C. Van Dame was a world champion kick boxer before he was an "actor" (i use that term losely) He is 6th degree black belt in Tae Kwan do and a master of Jujitsu. No slouch but still boring! lol

 

I don't think that J.C. Van Dam is much of a fighter. I remember reading about a bar fight he got into with one of his former bodyguards. Van Dam was taunting the guy and challenging him to a fight (that whole macho show off deal) in front of alot of people. The guy punched Van Dam once in the face and knocked Van Dam out. No charges were pressed and Van Dam tried to deny the whole thing. Unfortunately for him there were alot of witness's.

Anyone seen how fat Steven Seagal has gotten lately? He wears a girdle under those heavy komono coats he wears. But he can't hide his face, it is bloated looking.