Favorite beer?
And NEH...one can never go wrong with a pint of Guinness...sooo good. And I almost feel guilty doing it to Guinness, but Irish Car Bombs are phenominal. That's for another thread though.
How about Magic Hat? Isn't that made up near you? Surprised you hadn't mentioned it.
Okay, I'm a Molson Export girl. Bottle, no glass, and it'd better be ice-cold.
If I can't find Ex (which would be 9/10 provinces and all of the USA), I ask for a local ale and have had some very good stuff, especially in WA & TX. If I'm in a low-budget place that doesn't know what local means, I do Bud ...
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Feet cold and wet<o></o>
Glass Being held at incorrect angle
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling<o></o>
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Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control<o>
</o> Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training<o></o>
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Beer unusually pale and tasteless<o></o>
a. Glass empty. <o></o>
b. You're holding a Coors Lite<o></o>
Get someone to buy you another beer<o></o>
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Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights<o></o>
You have fallen over backward.<o></o>
Have yourself lashed to bar<o></o>
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Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes<o></o>
You have fallen forward<o></o>
See above<o></o>
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet<o></o>
a. Mouth not open <o></o>
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face<o></o>
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror<o></o>
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Floor Blurred<o></o>
You are looking through bottom of empty glass<o></o>
Get someone to buy you another beer<o></o>
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Floor moving<o></o>
You are being carried out<o></o>
Find out if you are being taken to another bar<o></o>
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Room seems unusually dark<o></o>
Bar has closed<o></o>
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run<o></o>
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Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures<o></o>
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside<o></o>
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Everyone looks up to you and smiles<o></o>
You are dancing on the table<o></o>
Fall on someone cushy-looking<o></o>
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Beer is crystal-clear<o></o>
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up<o></o>
Punch him<o></o>>
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People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup<o></o>
You're in the ladies' room<o></o>
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)<o></o>
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear<o></o>
You have been in a fight<o></o>
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them<o></o>
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Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in<o></o>
You've wandered into the wrong party<o></o>
See if they have free beer<o></o>
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Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk<o></o>
a. You're in jail <o></o>
b. You're in the navy<o></o>
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach<o></o>
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You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps<o></o>
You're in a gay bar<o></o>
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for back rubs<o></o>
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Your singing sounds distorted<o></o>
The beer is too weak<o></o>
Have more beer until your voice improves<o></o>
Don't remember the words to the song<o></o>
Beer is just right<o></o>
Play air guitar<o></o>
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The beer I drink the most cuz its cheap down here for the kegger parties....Busch Light, soon enough you can't taste it anyway...haha







