What would posses an intelligent , responsible man to stuff a small fortune in a G String?

I've determined , that in every situation; a man will pursue that which is most unobtainable! Do boys ever grow up?

You see, I have this friend who...... :-)

Quoting John Mellencamp, "Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me doesn't sound like all that much fun".

Just some beer induced thoughts of a mid-life crisis.

 

I'll answer and partially confess(as Confesstus used to say on G-Smoke)...investing in G-strings is somewhat akin to investing in the stock market in that there is an implied assumption that at some point you will receive a "dividend".....

Lesson #1
You can be the benficiary of a "negative" return on your investment in either situation, but in the case of the stock market at least you can take a deduction for Capital losses whereass in g-strings your lucky if you get to stretch the elastic(if there is enough to see or to hold on too).......

Lesson #2
Putting folding money into G-strings is eqivalent to pumping quarters into a slot machine and assuming that either one will put out at some point has the same odds as believing in the Tooth fairy....
Consider yourself(oh I meant your friend!!!) lucky that he didn't actually get involved with one of These ladies as they usually come with a LOT of baggage in terms of drugs , old boyfriends(aka....Pimps)
and who knows what else will fall out of the woodwork.....
Its amazing what happens when you take a wooden box , cut a whole and stuff all that money in there for a couple of months or so for every weekend that you would have wasted on "Painted Women" and then open it up and go BUY yourself a New---79 f250 , crewcab truck.......
It'sa whole new world!!!!!!!!!fd

 

HEY: i like the g-string stuff too but i also know it's not a reality.stuffing money at a strip joint is the equivilent to a women going on a clothes shopping spree and when she gets home she never wears those clothes.it's the attitude of.......gotta have it!!!! have had a couple lady friens that were call girls or strippers.yes,they had a lot of baggage.previous sexual abuses.that aside, i still thought they were decent.then again,spend a few bucks and enjoy the show.it's just a fun time out..........joezee

 

Do boys ever grow up? In a word "NO". Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional.

 

Very Twoo, Very Twoo!!!being broke and divoraced is also Optional...!!fd

 

simple yee old men like to put there hands on some thing their wives have not had in 30 yrs LOL .....one evening i put my hands on a few to many of them stripper ladys and ended up being a father way before i was ready ...oh well learning lessons like that are what causes a man to grow up

 

There is no fool like an old fool.

 

Growing old is not mandatory...you could always die young, ya know.