Funny...had to share
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very
arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is
about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful
women in the eye, lets loose, then says:
'Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound!"



