We all have been enticed to pad their post count!!! Personally, I think they are all dilugenal. Their is probably something in their water for them to be so backward. After all, they have to convinced by the gov't somehow that they are safer than California! Look at the possible disasters just waiting to happen:
Yellowstone WILL erupt.
There will be a huge tidal wave that will be created off the coast of Japan.
The entire west coast is gonna slide off into the ocean.
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I think the pioneers chose wisely, the ones that settled in Kansas. Those nut cases that kept going west were the ones that were not quite right upstairs. The worse thing that can happen in Ks. is a Tornado. And those are cool to see and chase!!!!

All the inbred people fell off the wagon in Missouri and Arkansas. None of those genes made into our pool. Now when the Oregon trail was passing through the mountains and the trail master got them stuck, (he must have been a chevy guy) the inbreed started again. So the west coast has the second generation of inbreeds. Man those were worse than the first generation!!!! I personally think the gerbils have a higher IQ than all of NW put together!

Those that settled in Ks. knew they were better off here. Those that kept going well, the story continues....

 

Can't forget about the biggest disaster.

Seattle will expand to encompass all of Washington State.

 

OMG that is the biggest disaster that could happen to the state of WA.

BTW yellow stone isn't in any of the states that are listed in the NW chapter so let it erupt., and a tidal wave washing CA off the map wouldn't be a bad Idea.

But I got to say who was the dummy that posted all those posts in thier chapter not sure who was dillusional on that one.

 

Since Im a nice guy im going to post this over here just to inform you all of the true situation...


#1 The original post is over here https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=419356 Lets try not to get to spread out, cuz im too drunk to fight on 2 fronts most of the time.

#2 The main things is to keep the main thing the main thing...errr something like that.

#3 The original post is over here https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=419356 Lets try not to get to spread out, cuz teh rest of us are too drunk to fight on 2 fronts most of the time.

#4 I started drinking kool-aid early today, so stop trying to confuse me.

#5 if you get konked on the head by a tater this weekend...it wasn't us over here at spudfest, it was alabama.

 

I think you are pocessed! You are talking in tongues now!!!
Mark

 

Oh, i heard that the only thing that comes out of Seattle is steers and what was the other think??? Use your imagination. Sure glad they stayed on the west coast.
Mark

 

Jebadiah04 could you run that by again? I am not sure where the thread started. And if them taters are flying all the way from Alabama, howd they get involved.?

Meanwhile are we still on the main thing or has the main thing changed to another main thing.

 

The NW chapter has a delta force batallion in Alabama to keep things under control and provide flanking support when necessary . We're gonna be out on maneuvers tonight, but the spud-launching rockets will be in place and ready to go at a moment's notice from our (currently-passed-out) leader.

And I suppose we'll spring for a map for you guys, so you can determine for yourself exactly how far yellowstone is from Washington State.

 

So evidently 3 states were not enough for you to take on our Great state of Kansas, now you have to recruit Alabama.

What do you mean (currently passed out leader) I thought Ivan pretty much stayed passed out.

 

It's not that they need more help, we just wanna hear ya'll squeal. And for the record, we're not from Alabama, we're just stationed here. As bas as Kansas is, I have to say that it's probably one small step up from Alabama. To quote a fellow NW'er:

A masterpiece of understatement

 

Don't forget the Special Ops folks in the Texas wing of the Northwest Chapter. 'Cept we arne not using taters, we're using kittens.

Chris

 

MUHAWHAWHAW!! LOL!!!!!!! kittens!!!

 

the only two good things i"ve ever seen come out of kansas was I 35 and I 70

 

Now they have to get Texas and Iowa involved with them. Seems to me for Kansas being so insignificant there sure is a lot of people interested in knocking us out. But must admit the use of tater guns and kitten guns, now this could be an interesting battle.

 

You guys with kittens and tators

I have found that a used oil filter makes a usefull artillery round. A mopar filter is preferred.

And as far as "the only two good things i"ve ever seen come out of kansas was I 35 and I 70" they were built to expedite the exodus of the those mentally challenged by open spaces.