Wrongly Accused
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Joined: Mar 2004
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From: Michigan
Tell him that back on your home planet, bugs are worshipped.And that his bug sheild was a weapon of mass destruction and you notified your home government, who sent a team to capture his weapon.And then say,besides,you should be happy,if I had known that your truck got such bad gas milage,I would have never traded you motors last saturday night!And if your wife starts yelling my name in the heat of passion,,,,well lets just say you need a new mattress.Then when you see his eyes turning red and his temples start pulsating,start talking to your pen,tell it every move he makes,and keep sayin "you copy" and "over".But one thing to remember,you might not want to be alone when you do this. 
Still kicking!!
Joined: May 2003
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From: Kalispell, Mt.
So update us ... has brain boy calmed down yet? Seen the error of his ways? Are you still among the living? Is he in jail for half killing you? Has he gotten back on his meds? What?
Actually this guy sounds like a nutcase/bully that I've known for years .... unfortunately.... and once he thinks he's right..forget trying to change his mind...you're wrong, period, end of discussion.
Actually this guy sounds like a nutcase/bully that I've known for years .... unfortunately.... and once he thinks he's right..forget trying to change his mind...you're wrong, period, end of discussion.
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Oct 2003
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From: Forest Hill MD
Originally Posted by King Triton
Tell him that back on your home planet, bugs are worshipped.And that his bug sheild was a weapon of mass destruction and you notified your home government, who sent a team to capture his weapon.And then say,besides,you should be happy,if I had known that your truck got such bad gas milage,I would have never traded you motors last saturday night!And if your wife starts yelling my name in the heat of passion,,,,well lets just say you need a new mattress.Then when you see his eyes turning red and his temples start pulsating,start talking to your pen,tell it every move he makes,and keep sayin "you copy" and "over".But one thing to remember,you might not want to be alone when you do this.
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