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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 10:39 PM
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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb???




































































Wanna ride a bike?
 
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 11:13 PM
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That is hilarious...
 
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 11:24 PM
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Hey,That was pretty um,,,,never mind,I forgot!
 
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Old Apr 22, 2005 | 07:54 AM
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haha awesome. can we add jokes here or is that hi jacking the thread?
 
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Old Apr 22, 2005 | 08:02 AM
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ADD 'EM ON!!!! The last joke thread we had went on forever, but some of them got a little lax in the whole "family website" thing, so it got closed. As long as they're all pretty clean...joke on! Somebody's got to make my day go faster.
 
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Old Apr 22, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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Haha yea you can add in.....HEY LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
Nah add in all the jokes ya'll want too
 
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Old Apr 22, 2005 | 08:59 AM
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how come you never see crows get hit by cars ??

cause their buddies are always up in the tree going "CARRRRR CARRRRRRR CARRRRR"
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lame isnt it?? but my older brother thinks thats the best joke in the world. he has the worst sence of humor
 
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Okay, you asked for it: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Can't be done - it's a hardware problem!
 
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Whats even funnyier is that I have A.D.D. and I will forget things 2 secs after it happened. and my mind wonders in the middle of conversations and i have no idea whats going on
 
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latest news report : did you hear that Rosy O'donald drowned -
she was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Funny and passable?
 
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ok then, how many men does it take to open a beer?




































None, the woman should open it when she brings it to you

(umm before I get flamed, it's just a joke)
 
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Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb?

(At the top of your lungs) IT JUST DOES!!!
 
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One looks in the mirror all the time -
The other looks at your TRUCK!
 
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