Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.

We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.

Vettelvr

 

My God -

It's the ultimate weapon!!!

*rofl*

 

Excellent post !
My wife is laughing hysterically.

She said she would call herself (in an Austrian acent),
"The Talibanater!"


I need a beer.

Dennis

78 F-150 429CJ 465,000 KM.(Original Owner)
68 Mustang 289 Sunlit Gold 80,000 Miles(second Owner)
64 1/2,260 Pre-World's Fair Mustang #8092
64 Fairlane 500 S/C,waiting for a 390 4-Spd

If The Girls Don't Find You Handsome,
They Should At Least Find You Handy!

 

I need a beer after reading that to!

It almost makes you feel sorry for the Taliban. Almost that is.

Can you imagine it? The peace and quiet that ensue here while the Taliban encountered a force for which they were totally unprepared!

Or we could try another secret weapon.....

http://members.sigecom.net/theclan/Taliban.html

98 F250LD 4X4

 

Lady, you have had a heck of a life, by the sound of it. That is a truly scary prospect.

Wm
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Lady, you have had a heck of a life, by the sound of it. That is a truly scary prospect.



Theologion,
I haven't lived it, yet! Only posting it.
vettelvr

 

I copied this over to another board.. It has been well received.

Wm
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/032/Mp/Wb/5M/EN89478.jpg
'96 F450 Custom Crewcab 4x4 Flatbed, Powerstroke, Banks Powerpack, Chip, Tranny control,Aux tranny, engine worked giving 340 hp and 660lb ft torque

 

This is hilarious... Instead of the women all we need to do is send OJ over there with a knife.

 

 

Now THAT is GOOD. I volunteer my wife. My neighbor's wife too.

 

My wife just left to get a head start on the others.... Ha Ha ha been practicing for years now...


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