You in Eastern NC by any chance. Heard of that here. Friend is a school teacher, actually had a student with that name.

My wife had a customer named Gaye Hooker once.

 

I sense a lock here. So quickly, here are the people I have come across in life:

Jack Frost (actually I have known two of them)
Richard [Dick] Butt (his brother's name was Harry)
Sommer Freeze
Sandy Beech
Mica Stone

 

These are from an earlier thread.

234 Clean Names

Peter Abbot
Marcus Absent
Bjorn Agin
Ray D. Aider
Marie D. Ajurck
Jack Alope
Sharon Apartment
Ben Around
Ioya Asandwich
Gabe Asher
Jerry Atrick
Chris P. Bacon
Ima I. Ball
Robin Banks
Candy Barre
Sandy Beach
Angus Beef
Anita Beer
Acassa Beer
Bruno Beer
Isadore Belle
Sara Bellum
Iduma Best
Cassius Better
Al Bino
Maureen Biologist
Earl E. Bird
Minnie Blinds
Annie Bodie
Adam Bomb
Barry A. Bone
Dennis L. Bow
Lance Boyle
Terry Bull
Tim Burr
Harry Butt
Ruby Butte
Seymour Butts
Paaty Cake
Dinah Cancer
Justin Case
Bud Cheeks
Anne Chovey
Mary Christmas
Ida Claire
Chris Coe
Kay Ken Coffee
Acassa Coke
Windy Day
Barry D'alive
Holden D'Mayo
Terry Dactul
Ken Dahl
I. P. Daily
Pat Deese
Ken U. Diggit
P. Eve Doff
Mack Donals
Eileen Dover
Ben Dover
Neil Down
Chester Drawers
Minnie Van Driver
Dan Druff
U.R. Dumb
Stan Dupp
Cliff Dweller
Wayne Dwopp
Marsha Dymes
Stephan Eady
I.M. Easy
Hammond Eggs
Dr. Turn Encough
I. P. Endabus
I. P. Enyursoop
Hank Erchif
Polly Ester
Sam & Janet Evening
Truer Faltz
Ivan Farten
Douglass Fir
Rusty Ford
Luke B. Foruleap
Justice Fraul
I. P. Freely
Ima Freeloader
I. M. Freezing
R. U. Gay
Al Gee
Eulla Gee
Ima Gonnablow
Raisin Hail
Roman Hands
Pearl Harbour
Phil Harmonic
M. T. Head
Herbie Hind
Yora Hogg
Ima Hogg
Ima Hogg
Ima Hooker
Rhoda Horsey
Lisa House
Jeckly Ann Hyde
Mike Itty
Hugh Jeers
Shirley U. Jest
Anita Joint
Yule Bringham Joy
Al Kaholic
Candi Kane
Don Kashane
Alma Knack
Samson Knight
Tuesday Knight
Krystal Lake
Cy Lance
Rufus Leaking
Chanda Lear
Brock Lee
Moe Lester
Crystal Shanda Lier
Anita Lift
Kitty Litter
Penny Loafers
Huck A. Loogee
Ima Looney
Ima Loser
Eva Lution
Dan D. Lyon
Myra Mains
Joe Mama
Sal A. Mander
Anita Man
Willie Maykit
Bill Meelater
Marsha Mellow
Moe Mentum
Otto Mobile
Lotta Mullarkey
Rusty Nails
Jim Nazium
Clara Net
Rusty Nickels
Iknowa Nothing
Roman Numerals
Patty O'Furniture
Lyn O'Leeum
Angie O'Plasty
Ryan O'Plasty
P. Anne O'Recital
Rick O'Shea
Nick O'Teen
Carrie Oakey
Dawn Ovanuday
Labor Payne
Warren Peace
Sue Permann
Ima Pig
Adam Pimple
Dwayne Pipe
Ray Pist
Harry Pitts
Jean Poole
Gay N. Proud
Sam Pull
Tad Pull
Misty Rain Mike Rafone
I. P. Rainwater
Anita Ralf
Amanda B. Reckonwith
Marrianne Regretit
Anna Rexic
Dusty Rhodes
Miranda Rietz
Isabell Ringing
Curt N. Rod
Orson A. Round
Mike Rowave
Pete Sahut
Storm E. See
Sharon Sharalike
Jacob Sladder
Cole Slaw
May Tag
Fay Tality
Ty Tannick
Jim Teacher
Barry Thatchet
Justin Time
Lisa Truck
Vinny Shinblinds
Jim Shortz
Jim Shue
Eileen Sideways
Freida Slaves
Ken Payne Slogan
A. Nell Soars
Brock Leigh Spears
Fanny Squatzengetzit
Dee S******
Frank N. Stine
Rain Storm
Jacque Strap
E. C. Street
Anne Teak
Lou Tennant
Curt Tinrod
Alec Tricity
Brooke Trout
Quinn Tuplets
Paige Turner
Wanda Watts Up
Ella Vader
Hertz Van Rental
Minny Vann
Al Lowe Vera
Dee Vine
Lee Vittalone
Clair A. Voyant
Jay Walker
B. Ware
Bud Weiser
Ferris Wheel
Sno White
Betty Whont
Augusta Wind
Peter Andy Wolfe
Alyson Wonderland
Howie Wood
Flynn Willie Woozee
Zack Lee Wright
Curt Zee

 

I use to mow a woman's lawn, whos late husband name was Harry Peters.

 

I came across a guy once named Phat. It's pronounced Pat, but if you use the ph=f sound, the fact that his last name was Ho is hysterical...

 

I know a woman who cheated on her husband and he shot himself when he found out. well she ended up having a kid from the guy she cheated with and they named him Remington Gage.

Jason

 

i also went to school with a chinese guy named Phat Cao. pronounced fat cow.

 

Well, my own first name is "Carey". So, thanks mom and dad!!!!!
As a teacher I have seen some curious names.
How about James Beam? No kidding. Bona fide name.
Probably the best one we had at our school was (yes, this is real!!!): Drew A. Blank.
As a person with a name that i would have not chosen for myself, I can truly empathize with these poor kids whose parents thought they were being funny.

 

The chair of the english division at the college I went to...
Richard Ring.

I have another good one, but she's a close friend, and if she finds out I used her name here she'll kill me.

There's a local farmer named..
Harry Hicks.

Lady that used to live down the road was named Patricia Alice ****z. Boy, she used to get mad when anyone called her Pat or Patty.

I can't remember any of the other ones I've come across right now.

 

My favorite was a guy in jr high name Dang Nguyen, pronounced dang when. Also, my step dad's name is Tom Collins.

 

I have a kid inb a few of my classes named Phuc, pronounced ****. It's a great name to have when we have a sub. Drew, Matt, Brent, uhh.... (from the back) "It's Phuc."

 

Went to school with a guy named Jet Black and his sisters name was Misty.

Knew another guy names David David. Not sure what his folks were thinking. We called him Dave.

 

There was a guy in Grade 10 that went by the name Charles Salisbury.
He hated his name once he came to Canada,he said it seemed so sissy.

He was an English chap that had only be living in Canada for a few months.

Anyway he asked us if we could think of a nickname for him.

We came up with 'Chuck Steak', after we explained it to him, he loved it.

Yes, True Story.
circa: 1967

Since then it seems it is a world reknown joke.

In Junior high there was a guy named Charles Leversuch, naturally he got called: Liversausage

 

My dad went to school with a Candy Cane and a Candy Bar. I cleaned a pool for a guy. Last name Khan. First name...Kubla.

 

I knew a Candy Cane also, a Loiuse Lane, and girls named Waldo, Mica, Honoria, and one named Jll. Had three Michael E. Stewarts in HS, none related. A Stephen Wolfe, would have been named long before the rock group of similiar name. In my last name I have a letter "M" people think it should be an "N." I've had it changed on forms I"ve filled out myself. Doesn't help the letters are next to each other on the keyboard.