Post #500 mandatory joke.
Thread Starter
|
Elder User
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 907
Likes: 0
From: West Haven, UT
Post #500 mandatory joke.
My wife sent me this, thought it sounded like fun.
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and
see what they do.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
And, last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait
a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no
toilet paper in here!"
Yeehaw, anyone up for an FTE get together at the local Wally World?
Mike
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and
see what they do.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
And, last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait
a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no
toilet paper in here!"
Yeehaw, anyone up for an FTE get together at the local Wally World?
Mike
Thread Starter
|
Elder User
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 907
Likes: 0
From: West Haven, UT
Originally Posted by Fordlover55
Congrats on 500 .. now on to 10,000!
Mike
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Kundalini
General NON-Automotive Conversation
10
Jan 9, 2004 06:23 PM
chado
General NON-Automotive Conversation
7
Oct 25, 2003 09:27 PM
